Your roomie sounds like a commie bitch. I'd be careful about mentioning the infamous marahwana plant. I gotta say the best part for me was the "Um, guys?" at the very end. Fucking. Awesome. She got what she deserved lol.
^^Dayyyyummm son. That boss one is crazy. That's why I never post anything important on my FB/Myspace. I did before, and I get myself in trouble LOL.