Emergency Drug Test Tonight

have your little brother piss for you? there is no way you are going to pass with your own piss. since its in your bathroom im assuming that its your parents testing you or some shit. get some clean piss and hide it in the bathroom before hand. i bet you could get your brother to do it for you, unless he smokes to.

 

That sucks dude
good luck

 

God bless your soul, drug tests are the devil.

 

What's it for? Fake piss at Smoke shops always does the trick

 

Oh yeah, I had smoked everyday for like a month, pissed, diluted the shit out of it, and STILL failed. That was a hospital test though, which has to be way more thorough than the home test. Despite what the package says

 

if it's those practical tests they get from the local drug store/walmart, just get some water, and put some yellow food coloring in it.

 

dude i actually never thought of this.
thanks for the idea

Does this actually work for home drug tests?

 

if its been over a few weeks i'd get his. Your best bet is to get a really good friend who doesn't smoke at all (or on rare occasions) and ask or even pay for his/her piss.

It's so sad we have to do such demoralizing things because of a near harmless drug.

 

Agreed, there should be no reason to test for weed.

I can completely agree with testing for meth/cocaine/heroin in some jobs such as air plane pilots and what not but I can't think of a reason to check for weed

 

Good luck bro.

 

no, u all need to step back and think outside the box. LISTEN HERE, IF YOU HAVE OR KNOW SOMEONE THAT HAS A PET THAT YOU CAN TAKE PISS FROM, than that should do the trick, eh?

 

Well, it will obviously fool the test, but will it fool your parents?

If it doesn't smell like urine, and they're close enough to smell it, that'll set off alarms.

If it's a multi-drug test and also tests for amphetamines and opiates, if you're taking either by prescription you will set off alarms if those don't test positive.

 

niacin and detox drinks dont work. drink as much water as you can and take a multi vitamin with every 20oz's

yes it will. rub some urine all around the inside and outside(lol).

 

If it's one of those THC strip drug tests that your parents are giving you just get a glass of water beforehand and say it's to help you piss. Then, pee a bit in the cup (Not as soon as it comes out, a few seconds after), then stop, dilute it with water so there is still color left but it is mainly water.

Hope. That or try smuggling in bleach, it fucks with the test.

 

Well if you take it straight, your fucked. If you dilute it, theres the possibility your parents realize its diluted. How did you manage to get caught?

 

Well if you take it straight, your fucked. If you dilute it, theres the possibility your parents realize its diluted. How did you manage to get caught?

 

I did it with dayquil cuz its all i had on hand. worked like a charm. Your parents dont want to smell your piss.