Embarrassing moments anyone?

Pics?

 

Hey I remember you Blazed ^^^ anyways mine isn't that bad. I felt kinda dumb but just laughed it off.

I was in my Western Civilization class and the teacher says the test will be next Wednesday. Next Wednesday comes(the day of the test) and I'm walking to class a couple minutes late, maybe 5 mins late. And I peek in through the door and looks like everyone is writing stuff down taking the test.

The teacher was also giving some directions or lecture about something but I when I walked in I wasn't paying attention to what people were writing down and what the teacher was saying cuz I thought there was a test and I was already late so I just walked straight to his desk and stood at the side to wait for him to finish what he was saying.

Then he stopped and asked, "Can I help you do you need something?" I asked, "Can I get the test." Then he pauses and says, "The test is online you have until Sunday to complete it." Some of the students started laughing but I just smiled and laughed at myself and said Oh. The students that did laugh didn't seem like they were laughing like in a this guy is retarded way but more like it was just funny.

Idk why but apparently I was the only one that didn't get the memo that the test is online. I didn't understand why he said the test is next Wednesday but we had until Sunday night to complete it. He should have just said you have a test next week due before Sunday night. That would have made more sense.

 

Okay so one night my friend text me around 10:30 and was like wanna smoke out? I say he'll yeah he swings by and I walk out the front door and lock it behind me not thinking, so anyways we go smoke and come back like 30 mins later... Completely forgetting and not realizing I locked my door after 10 mins of trying to figure out how to get in my house, I call my house phone and tell my mom I locked my self out "getting the charger out of my phone" she takes one look at me and asks" was your charger stuck in a bag of weed?" Me what are you talking about? She says you smell like cheech and Chong and your eyes are bloodshot as hell, she just goes we will talk in the morning now go to bed. She never did talk to me....

 

hahaha

 

Was getting an old fashion handjob from my girl....who is now my ex. I'm laying on the couch and she's jerkin the gherkin like it's her job. I feel like my dick is about to go volcano-mode and erupt so I say "ohhh fuck its about to happen". She says back to me "what? go faster?" whilst kicking it up a notch. Problem is....my dick is aimed directly at my face and I'm literally about to have the BP oil spill from my cock. Well I end up busting cause I cant help it...and guess what? I get a solid roper right on my chest and a little bit of it on my chin. She thinks its hilarious. I'm disgusted. I run to the shower so fast saying "ew ew ew ew ewwwwww" over and over.

 

This one time at a party, I saw a girl running towards two guys, one of them gets all excited putting his arms out and she ignored him and totally went for the other guy.

Must of been pretty damn embarrassing but it was funny shit for me to watch.

 

It may be my body but I don't need my jesus juice on my chin/chest. No guy wants their splooge to end up anywhere on them....but I am thankful I didn't get the moneyshot in my mouth. If that happened, the post-nut guilt syndrome probably would have drove me to suicide.

 

went to the gym and this lady I started talking to her then I stopped, and I would see her everyday, then this week as she was walking past me, she put her head down like she thought I looked like a monster and didnt wanna stare like 20 people at the gym saw and were staring at me wondering what I did...awkward and embarassing, now I gotta go there everyday and not give a fuck.

 

I was getting my freak on a few years ago with this guy and my dog runs into the room, wraps her front legs around my right leg and starts humping with abandon.
I'm in shock for the first few seconds, and the guy starts thinking I want the dog in the room.
 
Kicked her ass outta there.

 

Or the time I was on a tiny boat with my father without a toilet and I had to pee into a can in front of him. There was no-where to hide on the boat to pee because it was just so tiny.
 
A few hours later he was drunk, and I was thirsty, so I decide to take a sip of my last drink...
 
Fuck childhoods, man.

 

I was chilling with my brother, friend, and two bitches that got my dick got really hard so I put it on safety in my waistband and then one of the girls grind on me and turn around and say "i dont feel anything" everybody starts laughing and I just gave a stupid embarrassed face.
 
Now that i think about it I dont know why i was embarrassed cause my dick was on safety idk Im much older now and its really hard for me  to get embarrassed anymore

 

When I was a little kid, my parents walked in on my trying to suck my own dick in the bathtub. Pretty embarrassing because I was all upside down trying to bend and bring my boner to my face.

 

I was about 15 or 16 when this happened. Our neighbor at the time was an attractive, 30-something single mom. For reasons i won't cover here she and i ended up hooking up several times. One night my mom and stepdad decided to go out and told me they'd get a hotel room, so after they left i invited her over. We spent a few hours rocking the house, but little did i know that the 'rents were on their way back. My mom had brought dinner back, and as she opened my bedroom door to let me know...she got a view of me pounding our neighbor into the mattress.

And that's my most embarassing moment. :lol:

 

 
Sorry, but you're gonna have to cover those reasons in full detail. You can't just tell us about a real life The Graduate story and not tell us who, what, when, where, why, and how

 

Naah, nobody wants details about a teen guy nailing his hot milf neighbor.