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embarassing boner stories

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by _420, Aug 9, 2009.

  1. #1 _420, Aug 9, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 24, 2009
    Post your stories of accidentally getting a boner and being embarassed. It happens to the best of us.

    In 9th grade I was eating a snack at the cafeteria and I looked at the clock all of a sudden and I was late for class. I stood up to leave and that second, I realized I had a massive boner. I have no idea why, I wasn't thinking about shit. It was just random. After I realized, I sat right down real quick but it was too late, the damage was already done. This black kid across the table sees it spits his drink and starts laughing so hard. He sort of tried to play it off that he hand't noticed it and was laughing for no reason, but I knew he had. The worst part was I had to sit there awkwardly with him for 2 minutes waiting for my stiffy to die down.:D

    Post your stories!

    edit: Here's a site someone asked me to add to the OP. Funny stuff.
    http://www.awkwardboners.com/
     
  2. Mine's about as embarassing as anyone else who's ever fallen asleep on someone elses couch.

    If you've really got to pee in a deep sleep, you're probably rock hard and snoring. God only knows who walked by and laughs while you're snoozed out.
     
  3. In eighth grade, i had to do a presentation in front of my Social Studies class with a partner. Luckily for me, my partner was pretty charismatic, and had no trouble speaking to groups. I, on the other hand, relied on the infamous trick of picturing your audience naked. So, my partner was finishing up speaking, and my turn to present the Warsaw Pact on WWII. I just stuck with my methods and pictured the whole class naked. Not only was there this extremely attractive girl in my class, but of course she was overly developed for our age.

    I pictured her naked, and i was reading from my notecards. I couldn't help my guiltily wandering mind from picturing this naked girl doing dirty things to me. To top it all off, i made the deathly decision to wear basketball shorts that day. I felt it coming. My only hope was to discreetly flip my hard-on into the waistband of my shorts. I waited for the perfect opportunity, which was when i pointed to a picture on the overhead.

    I turned around to point and with my free hand I quickly flipped it into the waisteband. I hoped to whatever I believed in at the time that no one, more specifacally the attractive girl, saw my tiny stiffy. I looked at everyones reactions.

    I was too late. :(

    God, at that age, my penis had a mind of its own.
     
  4. In high school on halloween some dude came to school in a too small (aka skintight) spiderman outfit and was standing in the quad with raging wood that he was attempting to conceal by tucking it up...it didn't work...
     
  5. Italia5239 funny response lol Same as my story
     
  6. I remember in 9th grade having those random boners. They always seemed to "pop up" when we have presentations due and I would just sit in my desk praying to whatever would listen to take my boner away in time for my presentation...
     
  7. haha i was sleeping at my cousins house in my boxers and the blanket fell off.. well i had a rock hard boner and got woke up by people around me laughing haha
     
  8. its actually never happened to me


    but one time in kindergarten i pissed myself does that count
     
  9. Man. That must be a brutal memory.
     
  10. i was about 16-17 went to a cancer research institute, cause my family doctor wanted them to take a look at some of my moles. Well what they wanted to do was take pictures, then have me come back in a year and see if anything changed. Well the doctor was an older woman, but her assistant/nurse whoever was a younger girl prob in her mid 20s. I was in my boxers and she was taking the pics. She'd like randomly brush up against my skin and i just was READY FOR DEPLOYMENT. I felt so embarassed :( at least she was cool about and just smiled and gave that "don't worry it's ok" look.

    i asked if she was single afterwards, unfortunately the answer was no (not necessarily the truth...)

    I would've done disgusting things to that girl
     
  11. nah it wasnt that bad. In fact im fuckin proud of it dammit
     
  12. Got up one day to put a test I had finished on my math teacher's desk. I realized after standing up that my boner was sticking straight out. I put my paper over it for the walk up, but the walk back to my desk was a little rough. No idea if anyone saw me but I can't forget that incident lol.
     
  13. When I was about 16 I had this sexy ass female doctor. About 35 years old. Total blonde milf. Super hot. The hottest blonde doctor you can imagine. She was basically a less busty Jessica Simpson. Well I had to get a physical and when she went to apply pressure next to my nuts to "make me cough" she accidently touched my dick with her hand. I got a raging boner and she totally noticed it and I was so embarassed, but she didn't let any anything show on her face, she played it off well. After that I went home and jerked it off imagining fucking that doctor in the doctors office :).
     
  14. this is such a great thread.
     
  15. This didnt happen to me but someone i know.

    When i was at school one of my friends was making out with his gf. He got done and stood up and his boner was pokin out, on that day some people were inspecting the school and the inspector was right there and saw his boner and winked at him. OH ya the inspector was like a 40 year old woman. funny shit
     
  16. oh SUUUURE it happened to a friend ...

    just messin :)
     
  17. I laughed my ass off at this...
    Lurking threads like these are like a creepy, guilty pleasure :hide:
    (Proceed :ey: :eek:)
     
  18. ROFL:smoking:
     

  19. Lol, I know that game...
     
  20. Ah.... When I was on the basketball team... I got a hard on when I looked into the stands before my free throw... Saw a hot girl up there... Needless to say, I messed up my shots, with my raging boner.. =/
     
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