Emails from an Asshole - Disguised weapons.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Tha Professor, May 18, 2010.

  1. Hey GC, just wanted to stop by and say that I urge you to check out Mike's website "dontevenreply.com" He's a troll that browses Craig's list and messes with moronic sellers. He's really quite good.
    :smoke:


    Disguised Weapons
    Posted at: 2010-02-09 06:06:07
    Original ad:
    **** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
    Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
    Offering: cash, items for barter
    From Mike to **********@***********.org:

    Hey,

    I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

    Thanks,

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Mike:

    I am. lets see what you got.

    From Mike to Jeff ******:

    Jeff,

    Here you go:

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    Looks like a normal spoon, right?

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    Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

    I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Mike:

    that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

    From Mike to Jeff ******:

    Jeff,

    I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Mike:

    fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

    From Mike to Jeff ******:

    Jeff,

    Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

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    At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

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    Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

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    This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

    Let me know if you want any of these items.

    Thanks,

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Mike:

    youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.
     
  2. When I saw the pistol in the cup I was dying hahaha thanks for the post and sweet avatar man I crack up every time I see it
     
  3. BAAAHAHAHA

    thats fucking classic!:hello:
     
  4. lmao....

    the gun in the cup got me....
     
  5. "You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase" hahahahah
     
  6. Haha i stumbled across that a while ago its pretty funny.

    This is my usual amount of concealed weapons

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRE-CuBms4]YouTube - Concealed weapons[/ame]
     
  7. I died lol'ing. SOOOO FUNNY
     

  8. haha i love that one

    cause he can totally walk around normal all day with a shot gun in his pants:rolleyes:
     
  9. how's that kid gunna sit down in class with an uzi and a shotgun up his ass? other than that he can surely pack heat without notice.
     
  10. SOooooo funny man :D +rep
     
  11. Funny shit right there, the glock in the cup got me.
     

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