Elmo got raped...

Discussion in 'General' started by DojaCFR, May 19, 2011.

  1. So my daughter has this old valentines Elmo doll thing, that since she's gotten older my son plays with.

    Well today we kept hearing it go off,

    "Elmo loves you", "big kisses" kissing noises and elmos laughing and shit like that...

    Well we tracked it down and my fucking cat was on top of it...FUCKING it! And every time it would say "Elmo loves kisses" and shit.

    So not only was my cat raping my kids doll, but the Doll was dirty talking back...what the fuck!

    Needless to say the doll is trashed (it was kinda grody) and the cats locked in the bathroom

    Guess now we gotta get him fixed... fml
     

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