Elephant Man ( Repeat )

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by AmsterdamdreamN, May 13, 2003.

  1. I think I put this up here once before, but I thought you all might enjoy again! I hope so!

    A man is concerned he is becoming impotent and goes to see a specialist. The doc tells him he has a cure for him. It's a new procedure they're using in Africa.
    You take the muscles from an elephants trunk and insert them in the base of your penis.
    The man thinks it over and figures what the hell and has the procedure.
    After everything has healed, he decides to try his new member out and calls up an old girlfriend and asks her to dinner. About 15 minutes into the meal the man feels a strange sensation in his crotch and is shocked to see his penis emerge from his pants and slap on the table, grab a dinner roll, then dissappear back in his trousers. The woman is amazed by what just happened, but once she composed herself, she asked if he could do it again. The man looked back at her with a tear streaming down his face, and said "Well I'll try, but i don't know if i can handle having another dinner roll shoved up my ass."

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