see i drive this 98 crown vic, dark tinted windows, flowmasters, JL15 w3, all that... shit i was rollin down the street on the way to get some white widow(ya i got it, im hi as fuck too)anyways i smoked a little bit before i went(i mean come awn u gotta be hi goin to pick up some more) but i was straight to drive. so im goin around a corner doin like 40 in a 45. and a mawfuckin deer runs out. shit i swerved but the back end came around, so i threw dat bitch in reverse and stomped it. but i wasnt able to go fast enoug in reverse so i was like aw fuck(see i was about to run into someones crib...and dat woulda suuuucked!) so i snatch the wheel and and put it in drive but i was still all over the road and i slid in the ditch. i bet it looked cool as fuck with the smoke and all from the outside. i aint get hurt, and aint nothin hurt on the car except where i clipped the deer on the front and where the back hit the ditch. it was cracked so i popped it in place right and the back too so u cant even tell. but this superhot lady and dood stopped to pull me out they were nice as fuck o ya it was pourin too which sucked but im hi as fuck now on this white widow, so ima just chill
Actuly, I think the important thing is that he didn't get hurt, or hurt anyone else. Get your priority straight buddy.
If you are driving and throw your car into reverse don't be suprised if you see the transmission laying in the road. You are lucky you saved your transmission. The most important question of all though is.... did the dear die, and if not, what did it do once you hit it?
i opend the trunk pulled out .308 and blasted his ass... seriously though the deer slid across the road and ran off, i dont think it was hurt think it just knocked him off his ass
fuck those stupid dear. when i can drive if one ever gets near to getting in my way imma pull shit over get out and fuck his shit up.