Buddy, i eat me some pussy when im high, and i eat me some pussy when im not high. Either way, I concur.
eating pusssy is nice, especiallly after a few bong rips. but i got one bettter. gettting your dick sucked while high. ahhm much bettter. BUT if your a hard worker than bust out the 69 and go to town. BUT what about asshole licking.....
hahaha thats the only time its acceptable. very nice tho, go down to the corner, find the closest hoooker and ask for a "ZJ" she'll serve you up something feirce.
ahh shit if you dont know what a zj is then you cant afford it bro hahah actaully, i dont know what it is either. i looked up on urban dictionary and heres the top three. 1.ZJShortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".) oral sex is performed on a man while he's asleep. 2. the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded 3.) Zip-job: receiving a hand job through the pants -or- )Zombie job: recieving oral sex while inebriated or in a zombie like state. hahah alll those are nuts. i like number two tho bc the reccesion has me broke and i need all the sex discounts i can get
but seriously, being hi with a beautiful naked woman is awesome in so many ways..like eating pussy for instance, great right? but whoa...sucking tits, licking nipples, smackin ass, exploring, generally fucking...all equally exciting to me
truuue. ok, you know how alcohol lowers standards EX: "BEER GOGGLES", does being high do the same thing?
ive had that shit done to me. its a little nuts and feels awkward, but pretty goood if your high its like a cold breeze hahaha
[quote name='DANK_TANK']ahh shit if you dont know what a zj is then you cant afford it bro hahaahaha well im a girl for one!! But I was just wondering I think I heard it in a movie once, I know of a girl who gave a foot job?? wtf how is that even sexy?