Hey GC. Here is an easy way to make a wooden pipe. You'll need a drill and knife. 1. Find a good, straight piece or block of wood. 2. Drill a hole all the way through the long part of the wood horizontally.(One end is the mouthpiece and the other end is the carb.) 3. Carve a bowl with the knife on the top away from the mouthpiece so you dont burn your face. 4. Toke! Here is a simple picture I made on Paint.