Just a random though I had, if each country on earth is a member of a family. Earth would be quite the dysfunctional family. Is USA the dad, mom, big brother? which family roles would you assign to each country?
I look at it like a business. USA is the jerk boss that no one likes Israel is the boss's son that gets away with everything because they are the bosses son The Netherlands is the stoner who's always slacking France just doesn't give a fuck about anything North Korea, no one talks to him and everyone's scared he's going to shoot up the office Everyone hates Japan because he is so efficient at his job and makes everyone else look like shit. Norway and Sweden are smoking hot chicks that everyone tries to get with but always get rejected.
England would be like the USA's Uncle who used to be a racecar driver but now shoots dope and beats hookers. South Korea is the USA's half asian love child North Korea is South Koreas half brother who hates them for being part american Iran is the black sheep of the family who ever one chastizes, pushing them even farther into insanity Mexico would be the guy that cuts the lawn for the family.