dxm call to poisen controll

Discussion in 'General' started by Buzzwell420, Dec 4, 2004.

  1. *califonria poisen control hotline*
    Mark: Poisen controll what is your problem?
    Buzz: Ok can i go to work monday(saturday 11 am)
    Mark: Whats your emergency sir?
    Buzz: How long does it take for the tussin to wear off?
    Mark: Dex...(dxm)?
    Buzz: Yup, robitussin extra streagth
    Mark: how much did you take?
    Buzz: uhh about 300 mg
    Mark: 300mg?and how much do you wiegh?
    Buzz: le' me go find my scale...
    Mark: no stay there just guese
    Buzz: umm 140 5-9
    Mark: hold on...
    BUzz: can i go into work monday or should use my vacation days?, i have to call in early
    Mark: maybe we should get you to a hospital
    Buzz: can i feed it to the shark?
    Mark: um no i dont think so
    Mark: when did you take it?
    Buzz: well, hmm december 3rd 9am
    Mark: so this morning
    Buzz: no like last night is been a couple days, ive been keepin track of the date, that sir is why i wrote it down
    Mark: are you sure you dont need an ambulence? Where do you live?
    Buzz: aw man hold up i droped the phone
    Mark: no you didnt sir i can hear you fine
    Buzz: Well im gunna go to work, but ill make sure to call 911 for my cat
    Mark: Ok sir just sit still well get you and ambulence, where do you live
    Buzz: your a GOod guy bill, can i call you bill? You sir...are going places
    I can see it your gunna invent a one thing that cures all poisens. you gunna make millions mark
     
  2. hah.. is this real?
     
  3. If it is.. it's funny as crap...

    *wonders what happened to the cat*
     
  4. i posted a thread when i was freakin out, and i talked to some ppl from gc, calmed me down, but someone gave me the number, so yes it is real
     
  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    I couldnt have called one in better myself! lol
     
  6. hahah thats awsome
     
  7. How'd you remember that whole conversation exactly...?
     
  8. some pople...

    they are deranged


    lol
     
  9. i just do, this was after i was on my bed, wich felt like for hours, thats the part i dont remeber much
     

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