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Dumbest Things your Dealer has said

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by StonerRoll, Dec 11, 2010.

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  1. #1 StonerRoll, Dec 11, 2010
    Whats the worst thing that a dealer has said to you?

    I asked a new dealer if the bud was sativa.
    His Response: "If you mean out of state, then yes":eek:

    Needless to say I haven't picked up from him again.
     
  2. #2 StickyStick, Dec 11, 2010
    brick weed is the best :rolleyes:
     
  3. #3 RustyCakePan, Dec 11, 2010
    Not that bad and I still buy from him. He is just stoned :D

    Me: Hey you have anymore?
    10mins later
    D: Yeah, how much you need?
    Me: 1/4 would be sweet. I'm free the rest of today let me know when
    D: ok
    15mins later
    D: how much again?
    Me: 1/4
    10mins later
    D: uhh... how much you need again?
    Me: lol 1/4
    30mins later
    D: Its 1/4 right?
    Me: ya...
    D: ok see you in 10.
     
  4. #4 chronicman00, Dec 11, 2010
    random guy id met for only 5 minutes

    "ya bro i got .5 tensacks"

    this is me right here ---->:laughing: "you got me fucked up son"
     
  5. #5 Mindcntrlpankak, Dec 11, 2010
    this thread is major potential.
     
  6. #6 StoneRage, Dec 11, 2010

    lol i want your dealers high.
     
  7. #7 SsmokeWeed, Dec 11, 2010
    Laughing at me because I don't know what his dumbshit lingo means
     
  8. #8 Iluvatar, Dec 11, 2010
    LOL^^:smoke:
     
  9. #9 UmphPool, Dec 11, 2010
    Some girl asked my dealer for Grand Daddy Piff
     
  10. #10 DP3, Dec 11, 2010
    LOL @ this thread.
     
  11. #11 Fenton Mewley, Dec 11, 2010
    My dealer is rather smart, doesn't say many dumb things. Though, he says "dro" in reference of beasters.
     
  12. #12 gnipples5000, Dec 11, 2010
    "I got this shit that came from Amsterdam, the Navy brought it in."

    I didn't believe him, it was some bad shrwag.
     
  13. #13 PsyBRMC, Dec 11, 2010
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    Well... It happened when I told him I met a new dealer that offered me some nice hash and I was going to buy from him this time...
    SO!... he was all like:
    "Naaaaah man, look, you dont need hash, I mean, just smoke the resin on your pipe! Its practically the same..."
    :rolleyes:
     
  14. #14 giggling stoner, Dec 11, 2010
    the dumbest thing my old dealer has ever said, He once told me that he had some headie mids. me ----->>>:confused: :confused_2: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
     
  15. #15 benwise, Dec 11, 2010
    "Bro I'll sell you 7g for 35 or this 1g nug of the dankity danky for 45"

    I was like...fuck off, that isn't even good weed and bought the shit mids he sells.
     
  16. #16 Deleted member 348622, Dec 11, 2010
    I jokingly asked my dealer for "dankity dank stank on a plank with a skank so I could yank a prank on the bank of crank" and he was like "sure, I got some of that"
     
  17. #17 Vermolas, Dec 11, 2010
    ^^^^:hello:

    Dont buy from him lol
     
  18. #18 dabeastbong, Dec 11, 2010
    Lol ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
  19. #19 borrachon, Dec 11, 2010
    i had a funny answer when asking for sativa as well once. i asked him if he had any, and he was like nah man i dont do that shit, if youre gettin laced weed thats not good. i was like. yeah dude.
     
  20. #20 Jason420, Dec 11, 2010
    hmm...my dealers are smart, except some bitch tried to sell me oregano as dank before lol
     
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