I know everyone has been in this situation, let me set the scene. You're at a party, or just chillin with some friends. You and a couple people are talking and you say something you think is so funny, while the room gets quiet and you're stuck laughing hard by yourself with everybody uncomfortably looking at you like you're an idiot. I have been In this situation plenty of times, and it sucks when your at a party and the song switches at your punch line. So now the room is quiet and your laughing like a retard.
Nope that only happens to you man. Jk, like right now is one of mine if this were a room... Sent from my LG-E980 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Damn i was halfway through a story for you op, but gc died. Sry bro Sent from my LG-E980 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I don't understand, your title asked for the dumbest thing we've said yet that doesn't have anything to do with what you wrote. Did you back out on telling us the dumbest thing you've said?
Not that exact situation, I say something and someone gets mad, upset or offended usually sometimes they even cry. Once at work, I had shown this guy 6 times how to do something simple (not messing up stocking order) then I got mad and said "Look, it's easy, a trained monkey could do this, why can't you" Almost got fired for that one Another time I made a joke about adoption like saying no wonder why one of our friends was adopted, nobody thought that was funny but me, I got about 6 bitch slaps for that
Worked in a music store once, sold a guy some CDs, said, "Thank you, sir." He gave me a dirty look. Confused at his expression, I looked back at "him" harder. He was a she. Oops.
oh man i've had my fair share of faux pas.. my girl's mom struggles with alcoholism and i showed up with a bottle of wine on her birthday another time i was in an art gallery and there was this interesting-looking piece and i stood there and said "this is definitely african, look at the lips on that drawing" and i turn around and the person that "watches" that room (like in museums) was this black girl with dreads. mind you that everything said in a gallery sounds loud as fuck i've too many, i'm getting overwhelmed, jesus christ what's wrong with me
girl to her mom " christina is going to california to become a stripper with her friend i think..." me "well thats whats up"
When your high tryin to tell a story and forget what ur bout to say.. Shits embarrassing.. Sent from my LGLS620 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Never happens to me but I was playing 2k on xbox with a friend and said "you like that good d" and promptly paused the game and said no homo Sent from my SCH-I545 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I've had too many of the party moments. I am trying to think of a good one. But I'm zonin right now. Ps: I forgot til just now this was my topic lol
I can't recall many recent ones, I might have been a bit fucked up hahah, but something that will always stick with me is in 7th grade when I was telling funny pick up lines in science class, the teacher was at the board and writing something while talking, all of a sudden fucking brief pause out of nowhere right as I end up saying "Sex is a killer, wanna die happy?" The whole class and the teacher gave me a WTF look and some kids laughed and I felt so fucking embarassed
This thread title was misleading. I came in here drumming up all the things I've said in the past to girlfriends shortly before they became my exes.