lol sleeping in the garage one of the dumbest things ive done after smoking a gram joint to my self before breakfast on a schoolday (grade 10 i think..) grabbed a bowl of cereal, put the milk in the cupboard and put the cereal in the fridge, and my mom got home from work before I got back from school so she found it and was like wtf and told me about it when I got home and I was just like oops lol I guess it was an accident won't happen again and kinda laughed.. she didnt say much, but fuck i felt stupid
Smoking on the shitter buck naked spilling ash on myself droping my phone in the toilet and when I'm cleaning it off my 6th grade brother finds my weed and pipe
hitting a bowl, then putting it on the table and accidentally knocking it down. Then doing the exact same thing again two more times. Getting killed by the same god damn camper by going to the same exact route and forgetting he was there every time I spawn
Me and two of my friends were hotboxing my friends car before work. I have to wear a polo to work so I took it off and put it on his antenna of the car so it wouldn't smell. The antenna is on the back of his car. After we smoked we were just chillin for a little bit. One of my friends saw my shirt and thought it was a person outside. I zoned out and was wearing a Bob Marley shirt and thought they were trying to figure out who was on my shirt. I'm just like its Bob Marley bro. They looked at me like i was dumb and just busted up laughing. We laughed a good 5 mins over that.
One night started out smoking a couple bowls at a friends house. We decided to drive to the local gas station to pick u some munchies. Jump in the car started driving down the street. My friend told me to take a right turn just as I pass the street so my high brain decided to still try to turn right, and I took out a street sign with my bumper. The second after I took the street sign out my friend and I look at each other with shocked looks and scream at each other "BAIL!" I back up take the right turn and take off about a block or so till I pull over and park it. After maybe five minutes of intense stoner conversation debating if we should go back and get the bumper we decide to leave it and just go. Found out later it was a detachable bumper......
I was the only one with a lighter in our smoke circle for some reason that day and I lost it. We were all like fuckkkkkkkkk. So we retraced our steps for like 2hours. Going in circles. ...It was in my top pocket. Also, this isn't the only time this has happened.
[quote name='"komatoze"']One night started out smoking a couple bowls at a friends house. We decided to drive to the local gas station to pick u some munchies. Jump in the car started driving down the street. My friend told me to take a right turn just as I pass the street so my high brain decided to still try to turn right, and I took out a street sign with my bumper. The second after I took the street sign out my friend and I look at each other with shocked looks and scream at each other "BAIL!" I back up take the right turn and take off about a block or so till I pull over and park it. After maybe five minutes of intense stoner conversation debating if we should go back and get the bumper we decide to leave it and just go. Found out later it was a detachable bumper......[/quote] Hilarious!
Hahah that almost exact same thing happened to me but when i found out i had my lighter i didnt tell anyone, i was too embarrassed lol.
ok, so im baked, so bare with me, on my way home from my friends place after a huge session, i got home, and spent 15 playing elevator with the 4 floors of this apartment, going up and down countless times i then get to my door, and spend 5 minutes figuring out how key goes into the key hole i then get home, strip down to my boxers, plug the computer into the TV and watch some movies online after i think it was two movies, i then put up some great porn, pull out my bong, load it up, and start doing well..... two different things. i was so blitzed i didnt realize my roommates got in (2 girls 1 other guy (the four of us share this small appartment - but its awesome) they then make a noise at the sight of me, i....climax that goes directly onto my bong bowl ruining the weed inside and leaving a mess to clean up i now laugh about it but holy cow i was so out if it, brain functioning at a minimum there
Put the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard. Put dishcloths in the fridge and cutlery in the trash. Freaked myself out by not being able to get out of a car - I was pulling and pulling the 'door handle' and I still couldn't get out. Then I realised it was the window button. Oops.
[quote name='"manap3001"'] damn bro, you gotta be missing chromosomes to be that stupid lol.[/quote] Well to get it right he was high... on chromosomes.
I one time dropped off a friend and was going to make a 3 point turn. I drove up to the curb. Put my hand on the gear thing, took it off and just turned around up on the sidewalk and peoples yard and shit. 2nd time was using my friends volcano with friends when he first got it. I pack and load it and hes the button man. But he got distracted and the balloon looked like it was going to pop we all start screaming, luckly i hit the button. So we take it off and then we can't find the mouthpiece so we all jump up and throw shit around his room looking for it. Then my friend yells out "its in your hand!!" And holy shit. It was in my hand the whole time.
the other day i went to pack a bowl and i looked down and i realized i had just packed a bowl in my lighter. i was soo high lmao
[quote name='"BobTheBeast"']First time I got high, I was alone at my house, my eyes were red as shit and I heard my garage opening, I didn't have any eye drops, so I thought I could stub my toe and make myself cry, and my tears would clear out my eyes...turns out my garage never opened...[/quote] Hahahahahahahahaha! That shit has me rollin!