i drove at night with the lights off and my buddies were all drinking and it got us pulled over. the cop smelled weed and beer and made me take a breathalizer and i passed lolz. i rule teh world.
probably last year when i smoked a j in my room while watching some girl on girl porn. My mom smelled it, knocked on my door, i hid my stash but forgot to turn off the TV. She came in and was shocked to say the least, she didnt even notice my 2 foot acribong right in front of her. No hassels about weed that night, but a awkward next day. Or the time when i smoked a j in my room, then moved downstairs to watch TV and smoke another. I passed out on the couch, and woke up at 1:30 AM with my dad yelling at me, and me trying to bullshit him saying its not weed..hahahahah good times. He thought that he would fail a piss test too, that was the most outrageous part. Those are caught stories i guess, but i consider both to be pretty damn ignorant.
lmao. i just got home from a 5 week stay in Peru about a week ago. i was standing exactly where you were tripping a day before i left. i'm sorta surprised you chose to go to sacsayhuaman alone at night while tripping though. that's one of the areas of the city tourists are generally recommended not to go at night, even in groups. lol
Decided to morning hotbox it in my tiny scion at a local park. I finished and wanted to get out of there because more people kept showing up. So I turned on my car, missed the brake pedal, slammed on the gas, and revved up my motor to past 5,000 RPM. People started to stare and the only thing I could think was, "What's that sound?"
haaa.... I did that in a parking lot the other day, i just meant to put my foot on the floor because I was coasting downhill slowly in first, looking for a parking spot on a long row. My toe clipped the pedal and it took me a minute to realize I was going 20+ in first, and then when I did it took another minute to realize that it was because my foot was on the gas.
So I was sitting up in my bed one night after a long night of work, i had my laptop on my night stand right next to a bottle of Mountain Dew. I was playing a few games of Call of Duty before bed and listening to some tunes from my laptop, completely baked out of my mind. I then decided that I should put the cap on my Mountain Dew bottle incase i accidently knock it over onto my laptop... At this point I reach over to grab the cap, having no idea where it was, and just completely knocked my drink over on my laptop *facepalm*. I turned it off right away and let it lay upside down with a towel under it for a few minutes. It still works fine, thankfully, but on some days my keyboard is a little sticky. My space bar actually feels a little weird most of the time too.
I have plenty but my personal favorite is.... I decided to make a fatty sandwich to cure the munchies. So i got out the bread and realized we had two types. I literally was standing over the bread for over 5 minutes deciding, "do I want the one that is claimed to be made with honey, or the whole wheat?" after those 5 minutes i chose the honey one deciding it was the more tastier option only to realize it hadn't been open yet and i was too high/lazy to open it so i just used the wheat.
About a week ago I went to McDonalds I think it was and went through the drive thru. Now up until a couple days ago I was stoned a lot, I actually don't think I had driven sober in a while, so anyway going to the drive thru at night they have you pay at the second window. But this was during the day and when I ordered my food and pulled up I forgot that during the day you pay at the first window so I pulled past it and said to the lady "Oh I have to pay here", she said yes so I reversed a little bit to hand her the money and then she gave me the food or the change I can't remember, but I forgot my truck was still in reverse so not only did I let off the brake but I gave it gas and jerked backwards. It's a damn good thing no one was behind me. But yeah that's all I got off the top of my head.
Rofl this shit got me laughing haha man just the way you say it and all of these are hilarious when you are baked I have been nonstop laughing and im only on page 2, awesome stories guys!
before i walked in to a supermarket i took my shoes of i went to the counter without getting any food then gave gim the money and he was like errr you dont have anything to buy, i was like yeh i do he said no you dont , and i said look on the shelves FOOD YOU SEE IT NOW , and he said GO GET SOME THEN and i was like errrr......... nah walked out lol
haha dude you reminnded me of when I was younger and had my first bong, a big purple glass on glass beast. Anyways I got busted for blazing and I heard my mom scream out my name, I just thought "oh fuck my bong" So I haul ass up stairs, grab my bong,tuck it under my arm, open my window and run out onto the roof keep running till im at the end and jump off with my bong. as soon as I hit the ground I cradeled my bong and let my body take the impact then just kept running till I was at a nice outside stash spot.
look for my remote/mp3/phone for atleast ten minutes before realizing i have them in my hand and then i crack up at myself lol
First post here, heya fellas . Anyway, so one day after work I end up at a mate's appt. because he said he had some chronic buds and wanted me to get down on some of them. 2-3 bowls later I am feeling really high and decide to head home. I drive down a lengthy country road to get home and at one point there is a stop sign with a flashing red light hanging over it. Long story short, I ended up sitting there for a good 5-10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. I saw a car coming up behind me in my rearview then forward to see if it was close to turning green. I then realized my error and continued on. The car behind me eventually did get next to/past me. Sheriff! Almost bit a bullet there.
I have walked upstairs to get my dad something and come back down with something I found out I needed and didn't get him his thing. Walked upstairs, got halfway up and said outloud: "Wow, I am really high this is nice weed." No one was around and yea. Had the radio on and during a commercial someone was trying to promote a construction business and I thought someone was working on my house. Sat in a chair flipping through facebook pictures and going back and forth to the beat, it was really wierd cause one thing would move in the picture so once I thought they were mad at me for messing with the picture people and were moving (long story short).
a couple days ago im sitting home alone and decide this is as good a time as any to break out the bubbler chill and watch the office. when i pull out my stash i have the choice of smoking the last of my dank, or packing a fat bowl of some shake i had. i decided to save the dank for a party the following night and proceeded to pack the shake. it wasn't until i was putting away the bubb that the shake i just ripped was some of the dankest trichome covered green i had ground up from a vape session. not expecting to be that chopped the intense trip hit me like a ton of bricks. i began to panic, i got really scared and kept thinking i was going to die, the more i thought of that the more my fear grew. it felt like a salvia trip gone very wrong. i laid down on my bed and closed my eyes. my mind filled with very wierd patterns and shapes and all i could hear was this wierd jibberish that kept repeating over and over. i decided to try and sleep it off, after i woke up about an hour later, the intensity of my high wore off and i was back to my usual watching Ed, Edd, and Eddy and eating all my food. now when i look back at that experience i just laugh at how extremely high i was.