Damn so many dumb stories.. people are to serious about completely nothing. I think I was in like 7-8th grade when this happened.. My school would have lock ins and we would play random games the school came up with. I can't remember the game but there was some bet against the guys and the girls but all I remember is the girls cheated and even though we protested the principal and every other teacher was a woman and they ALWAYS took the girls side for pretty much anything. So we "lost" and because we lost we had to let the girls paint our face with they're make up. My brother was there and he kept refusing to put it on but eventually they made him and if that wasn't bad enough they took pics of everyone after.. It wasn't that big of a deal I really didn't care but afterwards I saw my brother crying about the pics and he was in a really bad mood so I felt bad for him and I planned on asking the girl that had the camera if she would at least delete my bros pic. She refused and I was like "Come on Aaron hes been crying its not a big deal" I went to go reach for the camera and she fell to the floor and crawled into the fettle position and wouldn't let me have the camera so I tried to grab at it and never really touched her other then her arms to open them so I could grab it.. I was a kid and she was a senior but after not being able to grab it and her yelling/screaming that I was hurting her and pulling her hair she smacked the fuck out of me.. hard enough that I fell down and I was about to cry (I was a kid) I was just shocked and then she ran away. I guess after that she went to the principal which is also my sister and told her that I was physically "beating" her and pulling her hair and whatever else she wanted to say. So my sister puts me in her office and tells me for the rest of the lock-in I wasn't allowed to participate so for 2 days I stayed in her office because some bitch cried saying I beat her when I was a kid and I was trying to be cool for my bro and delete the pics. I told my sister the whole story and told her she lied and my face was really red from where she smacked me and Aaron said it was because she was trying to get away from her "attacker" I was a fucking kid and this bitch acted like I was trying to kill her. Damn It's cool though because later on we staged a fight and acted like one of my friends was beating me for taking his Psp and while we were fighting the teachers came to break it up and our other friends did some ninja moves and stole the camera while all the teachers were distracted by us.. then we video taped my friend that was "beating me up " he was in a mask and we told them some shit about how we have stolen the camera and blah blah blah they are retarded and will never beat us. funny shit
I remembered another xD I was at school and there was this girl kathleen, I was friends with her brothers and didn't like her much (now we are chill). Me and her brothers were chilling in a room and idk why but even though I hated this chick she had a crush on me and I was about to leave the room but she grabbed the door from the other side and was pulling it towards her to keep it shut.. I guess just trying to flirt or something. I was getting tired of the stupid game so I opened it like halfway and she had all her weight trying to pull the door closed and I just let go and she fell back and the door made a really loud sound from being slammed shut. I guess the teachers and the principal (my sis) were having a meeting in the office next door and next thing I know my sis comes out of the office and into the office me and my friends are hanging in and sees me closest to the door and starts yelling at me telling me I was making a bunch of noise and I tried to explain but she wouldn't listen at all just total rage from her.. She ended up calling my dad telling him to pick me up and told him I was suspendid from school for a week for slamming a door. I was pretty pissed and like 2 days later she tells my dad I can come back to school if I apologize.. I had to apologize even though I refused because my dad said he would ground me during the time I wasn't at school. I ALWAYS got in trouble for the stupidest shit because my sister is just a bitch and the principal of my school k-12th I went there my whole life.
In 7th grade I was selling condoms to people $1 for a handfull. One day I was doing my thing and I had a backback full off condoms. Like it was at least 300. I got them for free at the health clinic. Anyway I get called into the office and I see the kid I had just sold some too and I knew I was fucked. She takes my bag and dumps it out and condoms covered her desk and the floor. She got all pissed and suspended me.
I remembered another haha This was when I was a little older around 10th grade. I always hung out with these 5 chicks that were pretty chill.. they liked to party and have fun and what not so I was down to party with 5 chicks anytime. One day one of the girls tells me they can score some alcohol for a party at they're house we were supposed to be going to in like 2 days after school.. So I'm like sweet a bunch of drunk girls at a party with just me and them and I ended up inviting my friend daniel since he had a boner for the youngest girl in the group. So after she tells me about the alcohol we just chill the rest of the day then the next day I see them at school in the morning and the girl I liked the most out of the girl pulls me aside and tells me to meet them at the snack machine in a second so I'm like ok cool... few minutes later I head over to the stair well where the snack machine is and theres the whole group and they are all just chillen and jokin around and then the chick that told me to meet them hands me a water bottle and tells me to have a drink and I'm chill with these girls and I've drank after them before so it's no big deal and I open it and take a sip. I didn't realize it was straight up vodka and I took a big gulp lol so I started caughing and I was like "shit next time warm me!" they all start laughing but I was a little pissed and then I told them they were idiots for bringing the alcohol to school and I let them know I was cool with alcohol at the party but not to bring it to my sisters school.. I decided to go back to the cafeteria where in the morning we do the pledges and shit just because I didn't want to be apart of any alcohol at my sisters school. They ended up turning it into roman coke and drinking all day until the girls started getting wasted right in class. Pretty much everyone knew they were drunk and the teachers didn't notice at all because they are all christian women that are oblivious. So its around lunch time now and I've been ignoring them the whole time and sitting with different friends until the girls come up to me freaking out telling me they brought back 2 of the girls that were drinking already and they were about to go back too. I just ignored it and told them thats what they get and I wasn't apart of it. A few minutes later I'm just relaxing with some other friends and I get called into the back office.. god damnit. So I go to the back office and my dad is there and my sister (principal) and this girls mom that I knew and was a family friend I'll refer to her as J. The convo pretty much went like this. Principal: So do you know whats going on? Me: Yeah pretty much every kid in school knows whats up. Principal: So you have known about the alcohol this whole time?! Me: Yeah.. I'm not blind like all the teachers. Principal: Why didn't u come to us and tell us whats going on?!? Me: Because I'm not a snitch! It's the teachers responsibility to know whats going on.. not mine. J: Do you know how serious this is? What if one of those girls left that alcohol on the table or something and my children got they're hands on it!? They could be dead! Me: Your kids aren't going to drink a random water bottle and once they open it and smelled it they would have hated it and if they did take a sip its alcohol it taste nasty your kids would have spit it out. J: You should have still told someone! My dad: Did you drink any? We are going to give u a breathalizer test so be honest because we will find out. Me: Look I didn't drink all day like they did... I went back to the vending machines though and they handed me a water bottle and I've drank after them so it was no big deal and I took a sip but I had no idea it was alcohol and spit it right out and told them they were stupid for bringing it. J: ok blow real hard. (proceeds to give me the breathalizer) I ran out of breath and didn't realize u had to breathe that hard.. I've never taken a breathalizer obviously. J: Your not doing it right! Blow harder! your trying to get out of this! Me: I've never taken one of these jesus get off my back. J: Blow!!! (she was being a total bitch to me) after the test they all huddled up and watched the number and shit. Principal: You'r sure u didn't drink anymore? Me: I told you no I didn't. Principal: Ok well your staying in here and we will come back later. They wouldn't show me the number so I was a little worried that one sip did me in (I was a kid I didn't know) So I sit in the office for about an hour wondering wtf is going on and then my brother comes in through this door thats always locked like he snuck into the office to talk to me.. me and my older brother are really chill with each other he is like 30. So he tells me the situation and tells me to relax that I blew a 0 and the other girls are in trouble right now and I'm off the hook and he told me they called the cops and one of the girls is going to jail. I remember thinking my bro was bad ass for helping me out like that. Eventually about 2-3 hours after waiting and missing all my good classes since it was "fine arts friday" they come back in and tell me I should be ashamed I didn't tell a teacher and blah blah blah... I just told them I wasn't a snitch and I'm a kid and it wasn't my job. They told me I was suspendid for 2 fucking weeks because I knew about it and didn't say anything.. I was like "What?!? I'm not the only kid that new.. Go suspendid everyone else too! this is bull crap! I'm only getting in trouble because your teachers can't do they're job and I'm your brother!" It didn't matter what I said.. I got suspendid even though I didn't do anything. 2 weeks later I go back to school and the girl that handed me the bottle had got arrested and expelled but all her sisters (the girls I always hung out with) just got suspendid and by the time I got back to school my rep was ruined.. I guess because I got called back everyone thought that I was the snitch so no one would chill with me anymore except for the friends I sat with when I wasn't hanging with the girls.. they were still pretty chill with me and I wondered why they never supsected I snitched. Years after this all happened I found out that they were the ones that told a teacher about the girls drinking and I told them about the whole vending machine thing and thats what made them go tell a teacher. Fuckers got me suspendid and then acted like my friends for the rest of the year. The girl in the group was always a cock tease to me too.
In 4th grade I was at recess outside and I had a clip board for some reason in my hand. A bee started buzzing in my ear and started flying at me so I knocked the shit out of it with the clipboard. I was so proud that I knocked it out that I had a whole crowd crowded around it. I shit you not 2 minutes after I hit it the bee gets up and flies away. I got an infraction for "abusing animals"
5th grade, my buddy asked for a gold fish cracker. he was sitting a few seats away, so i just tossed it to him. Teacher saw it, thought i was trying to start a food fight. I tried to explain to her but she thought i was lying. So i got in trouble for starting a food fight and then lying about it. Rough day.
once in like 3rd grade i was pretending a mini corndog was my dick in lunch. the principal was fighting off laughter when he old my mom. said the old lady lunch lady didnt appreciate seeing that. got suspended in like 5th grade for (during a recital) changing a songs chorus from home is where the heart is to home is where my porn is, got like 6 of us for that one.
One of the dumbest but the most fun thing to do during testing was to play a game of "SAW", yes the movie. We'd walk into the class knowingly that there's gonna be a note with instructions to get the prize in the end. It was my friend's turn to show that he was worthy (by pulling out 5 single hair strings) haha the most hilarious thing we saw. By the time we know it, we're in "detention" getting yelled out by the "nugget", who was the teacher of our class at the time. The best thing feeling was walking into class and reading those 6 words, "I want to play a game...." haha
Pissing on the floor in the bathroom. 9th grade. The janitor swung open the stall door and was like AYE BOY WHY YOU PISSIN ON MY FLO. I was like. O.O I DIDN'T MEAN TO Got suspended for 3 days. Most embarrassing day of my life.
I went to a Christian school and got a week of detention for saying abortion should be legalized in my Bible class. A few weeks later in my music class the teacher was telling us about bands that were considered demonic and she said if anyone listened to Led Zeppelin they were going to hell. A week later I played "Stairway to Heaven" at the talent show and got suspended. Fuck religious schools.
Man how did I forget about this one... Like 2-3 years ago me and a friend were drunk as shit and walking to this restauraunt near my house. About halfway there I realized I really had to shit and couldn't hold it anymore, so I decided to take a kramer right on someones front porch. I had nothing to wipe with so my pal gave me one of his resumes, he said he ripped the names off of it so I took it and wiped it and like a dumbass left it there. Next day I get a call from a cop saying "Do you know why I'm calling?". And I knew I was busted so I was like "Ya I did it." I got picked up in a cop car later that day and had to go over there, apologize to the bitch and clean up the poop. All while the cop and this old bitch watched me, afterwards the cop hands me a $150 ticket and then leaves me there. I had to walk like 30 miles home with garbage bag full of shit.
[quote name='"cmori3"']Hahahahah, a jew called penny fisher? hahahahha [/quote] I kid you not and I was almost 80% sure she was Jewish.
When I was in highschool I got kicked out of class on several occasions for laughing. Another time for farting very loudly and another time for clearing the room with a stinker.
got suspended from 3rd grade for a week because I accidentally brought a knife to school got suspended for two days also in 3rd grade for getting into a... altercation with another young man that resulted in me stabbing him in the arm with a plastic fork almost got kicked out of boy scouts for smoking weed on campouts almost got kicked out of boy scouts for being in the wrong place at the wrong time when the scout masters fatass kid was called fat by some slightly less fat jew kid (i dont hate jews but this kid, jeeeseus) almost got kicked out of boy scouts AGAIN for "hazing" this vegan kid on a campout. but that is just way too long of a story to type accidentally smoked a trench out of a mflb in my friends room at his fams house and got busted. in my defense it was my first time vaping security found my 40 bag of bud at a concert once.. I didnt get in trouble but I did have to throw my bud in my car, took an hour to convince them not to throw it away. they didnt find the unmentionables in my sock though. motherfuckers
In 5th grade me and my friends were talking with a big group of kids at recess, we were talking about how cool it would be if the school burnt down because we would get a school vacation. Anyways, 2 weeks later me and 2 of my friends get called to the principles conference room and theres 6 crying girls from my class , my teacher, the principal, a cop, and a firefighter. The girls claimed that we were plotting to burn down the school over the weekend, of course we never said anything about it, but even after hearing our side of the story she bought those little cunts stories and we got suspended for 2 days, and had to write essays during recess for 4 weeks.
ok, heres some more. in 8th grade at lunch, the 8th grade class gets the "privilege" of pushing the tables together and eating as a class. now, i absolutely hated almost everyone in that class. and so me and like 5 of my friends decide to sit at our own table for a day ro 2, when the principle bitches at us afterwords for not sitting with our class. it was fucking retarded. in 8th grade me and my friend, who sat on the far side of the room, decided to connect our markers to reach to eachother, and we got demerits for that, which was super gay.
me when i was like 13 standing on a wall old lady shouts at me to get off the wall... still kinda confused about that one...