dumbass friends

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by tokinbud420, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. so long story short me and my friend had bud so we rolled a J and went to our smoke spot in the woods

    we come out to the building baked as shit and theres this mad sketchy dude on a cell phone

    we're walkin by and the dude calls my friend over..and he goes:confused:

    so he comes back and tries to get a half O of some bud for the guy apparently

    so the dude walks over to his car and shouts over his shoulder "you like doin business, lets talk business" i thought this motherfucker was gunna shoot or rob us

    so my retard friend walks over again when we easily could have walked away

    the guy then starts tellin my friend if he ever wants to sell some yayo that he could hook him up (i know WTF we just met this dude)

    so after figuring out he's a coke dealer i decide to get the fuck outta there so i was just like

    "hey i got this uh thing i gotta go do" and just walked away lol

    anyone else have any stories about their stupidass friends gettin them in wierd or bad situations?
     
  2. Lol this reminds me of this one time on the bus. I was like a freshman and i am the kind of person who talks a lot of shit and mess around with people. So there is this kid on the bus and he looks around the same age so I figure he goes to our rival school. So I'm like let's fuck with him. So my friend sits next to him and before my friend say shit he says"aye bro I'm in 8th grade but nobody fuck with me" and pulls up his shirt he has a fucking smg in his pants. Needless to say we started kissing ass. That was some scary shit because the bus was packed.
     
  3. lol i was once in a car at a liquor store in the ghetto. so we are waving random black people down, as they are walking in, to buy us alcohol. anyway a van pulls up next to us and looks at my friend whos driving and pretends to be smokin something as to ask us,"do we smoke?" this dude is black and ghetto as hell and we are not whigger white boys. lol. but my friend shakes his head yes so the black guy waves us over to his car. me and my other friend that were in the car hope in this radom ass black guys van. i dont know what i was thinking. but then we bought a dime bag from him and got his number. to this day this guy is our main dealer although drivin out to the ghetto is a pain in the ass
     

  4. Why do you have to push the fact that he is black so much?
     
  5. Because the idea of a white dude getting in a random black guy's van is funny

    Don't be so uptight
     

  6. +points for 'free candy' painted on the side.
     
  7. Hilarious about the black guys van :D Reminds me of this time when me and my friend were hotboxing his car. And it was clouded in smoke, 2 blunts I must say. Then we get out of his car and smoke comes piling out. As a police car drives by, he had to say fuck the police, after watching jay and silent bob on dvd. I was sitting there cracking up when they pull over. They ask us why did smoke come out of the car, thinking fast I told them I was smoking a cigg, and my windows didnt work. Told us to have a nice day.
     

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