Dumb Questions Thread

Discussion in 'General' started by smoke__aLot!!!, Jun 15, 2009.

  1. Ever get asked really stupid questions? Did you notice to yourself that that was a dumb question? Post about em here.

    ME FIRST!!

    Me:Hello?
    Guy:Whats up
    Me:Nothing hanging out at my house
    Guy:Oh, where are you?

    ___________


    Wife: Do you know what time it is?
    Me: You have a watch on...
    Wife: Oh, but I can't see it!


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    Me: Go ahead and login on the right hand side of your screen.
    Customer: It says customer number or login name, which one do I use?
    Me: Either one will work.
    Customer: Ok, I did that, now I enter my password?
    Me: Yes passwords are required to login.
    Customer: Alright I have all that information, now what.
    Me: You should be able to login.
    Customer: Do I have to click the button on secure login.
    Me(thinking): No it's a trap.
    Me: Yes please click that button.
     
  2. "can i buy an itouch at the store if im not 18"
     
  3. "how do you get money to buy weed"
     
  4. Do I look fat in this? [the answer is: yes you do]
     
  5. "Can a moderator hit me up."
     
  6. If I dont mix the lime and the coconut should I still call you in the morning?
     
  7. why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
     

  8. LOL:hello:
     
  9. Where I work we are required to get the last name of everyone that buys something at the store. My best friend of like six years dad walks in.

    Me: Alright Joe, anything else for ya?
    Joe: Nah that'll be it, thanks.
    Me(in robot clerk mode): Can I get your last name sir?...wait nvm...I know it.

    I felt dumb :D
     

  10. Thanks to agalloch
     

  11. My stupid question only points out the stupidity of your comparison.
     
  12. This thread made me think of:



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  13. ^ I lol'd. Partly because I know folks that are that stupid.
     
  14. Grassboy delivers again^^. May have to start calling you the milk man...
     
  15. OMFG!! THAT IS HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard i cried!




    THANKS!
     
  16. My husband is the fucking KING of stupid questions. I swear, I just want to punch him some days.

    Example:

    Him: I'm going to the grocery store.
    Me: Can you pick up some toilet paper?
    Him: How come?
    Me: :confused:
     

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