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Dumb questions novice stoners use

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by mandrews9167, Mar 19, 2012.

  1. Since there is a new section kind of, I would like to make a thread where we quote novice and dumb questions we have heard over our lives smoking with other people.

    I'll start: "Hey can you put soda in the bong instead of water so it will taste better?"
     
  2. There is no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people. That being said this a section for actual questions, not to make a mockery out of them. There's already at least 20 'what annoys you about apprentice tokers'/'what is the stupidest thing you've heard' threads.
     

  3. Are you sure that applies to:
    "what stain is this guys?"
    *Insert image taken with calculator*

    We cannot tell the strain by picture, regardless of quality. For every page of topics/threads one of those threads is likely going to be an identify my strain thread (well, they die quickly, so they wouldn't actually be on every page someone may browse).
     
  4. [quote name='"Dissec"']

    Are you sure that applies to:
    "what stain is this guys?"
    *Insert image taken with calculator*

    We cannot tell the strain by picture, regardless of quality. For every page of topics/threads one of those threads is likely going to be an identify my strain thread (well, they die quickly, so they wouldn't actually be on every page someone may browse).[/quote]

    Yea people seem to think there's some weed finger print we can read
     
  5. [quote name='"Dissec"']

    Are you sure that applies to:
    "what stain is this guys?"
    *Insert image taken with calculator*[/quote]

    I was just about to say there's no dumb questions, then I saw this. If any new tokers are reading this, WE CAN'T TELL THE STRAIN, even if it was a good picture it would be hard to discern. There are different growing environments and strains can look different even though they are from the same female plant.

    :wave:
     

  6. I had a teacher tell the class that and over the years I have found it to be true.
     
  7. this thread should be called "Dumb titles people give threads".. How does a novice stoner use a question????
     
  8. So everyone is born a seasoned toker right? This thread ain't goin' nowhere soon
     

  9. i've had some great tasting bong hits from things in bongs other than water...
    never understood why everyone is so against this.
     

  10. It takes time and dedication to be a "seasoned" toker, so therefore the thread is not going very far. :D

    Keep toking :smoke: :bongin:
     
  11. It's best to use actual flavoured water from a head shop or your bong will get greased up.

    I've heard my share of dumb questions like if bong water would taste better if you put jolly ranchers in it.:confused:
     
  12. You can't really be a novice and dumb at the same time, weird that weed has a hierarchy!

    Anyway, here's some questions that one guy asked me -

    "Did you put the whole 20s in that spliff?"
    "Is it weird that I feel like I don't have legs? Is this what high is?"
    "That's the bag? That's a tiny bag!"
    "So when do the munchies happen?"

    And this was when I started to roll a cigarette...

    "WHOA! A whole BOX of filters?!?"
     
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  14. Didn't make this thread to bash on novice tokens, just they ask some dumb and funny shit sometimes since they're so new. Sometimes its even funny.

    Another dumb question I was asked by a new toker.

    I invited a new friend to come smoke with my usual friend token group. Never smoked before. After he was stoned he stared at the joint and asked us "Do I breath when I smoke a joint, or do I inhale?" I was like wut? Put your mouth on the joint and suck air through and into your lungs, your already high so its obvious you figured it out. Then he just asks again. "Like are you sure? Do you breath...or inhale?" We laughed so hard when he just stared at the joint forever and couldn't figure it out anymore.
     
  15. I once went to a party, and it was a real shitty party... Anyway, this guy comes out of nowhere and says that he's got a little weed and he's going out for a smoke, so I went out and joined him, and there was a circle of people, waiting for a pass...

    Nobody had a clue. Everyone was acting cool though, I love that shit. "Pass it me, haha! I'll smoke it all!" etc...

    This guy actually blew really hard on a joint, just like you said, haha! And it basically made a fart noise, and flew right out of his mouth, onto the floor. Then another guy was sick outside the house, and the guy who brought the weed didn't even blink, like this was everyday shit.

    And then someone ran away, and we didn't see them for the rest of the night. I've never told anyone this story, I'm embarassed to have even witnessed something so retarded, haha! :)
     
  16. [quote name='"Probot"']I once went to a party, and it was a real shitty party... Anyway, this guy comes out of nowhere and says that he's got a little weed and he's going out for a smoke, so I went out and joined him, and there was a circle of people, waiting for a pass...

    Nobody had a clue. Everyone was acting cool though, I love that shit. "Pass it me, haha! I'll smoke it all!" etc...

    This guy actually blew really hard on a joint, just like you said, haha! And it basically made a fart noise, and flew right out of his mouth, onto the floor. Then another guy was sick outside the house, and the guy who brought the weed didn't even blink, like this was everyday shit.

    And then someone ran away, and we didn't see them for the rest of the night. I've never told anyone this story, I'm embarassed to have even witnessed something so retarded, haha! :)[/quote]

    That's ridiculous. What's worse is when people act high when they're not. Or when they act like they're on unmentionables after smoking weed.
     
  17. "how much for a dub?"
     
  18. [quote name='"HazeySkater"']"how much for a dub?"[/quote]

    You have no clue how many times ive heard that "in my line of work" from new people :D
     
  19. Friend: Put vodka in the bong some time!!
    Me: It will catch on fire.
    Friend: Beer then!
    Me: It will catch on fire.
     
  20. Friend- You gone get a rillo
    Me- Naw i got a bong.
    Friend- Whats a bong ?
     
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