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Dumb/funny excuses for red eyes while high

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by AuntMary, Jun 30, 2009.

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  1. #1 AuntMary, Jun 30, 2009
    Whats the dumbest excuse you have had to make up on the spot for red eyes while being high? mine was

    Mom: Gosh why are your eyes so red
    me: well we went outside to play basketball.. it was a rough game
    Mom: oh ok well be careful

    I was like wtf i was so high i didnt know what to say lol. i was just happy that she believed me. what were your excuses?
     
  2. #2 Tuscano56, Jun 30, 2009
    why are my eyes so red? smoking? no, no, nah thats just not me. the reason my eyes are so red is because i was listening to music in my car with the subs really loud.


    YES GOD DAMNIT THAT MAKES YOUR EYES RED!!!



    how...?? stress fractures on the capilaries. Too much pressure. With a masters degree i thought you'd understand this....




    (never worked):wave:
     
  3. #3 ATXsouljah, Jun 30, 2009
    HAHA that made me laugh so damn hard
     
  4. #4 WikedKitten, Jun 30, 2009
    It was really funny, My boyfriend and I walked into my parents house, and my step-dad (total c**t) was like

    TC:B----- why are your eyes so red?
    B: Uhh
    TC: I dont care as long as she isnt (walked up to me staring me straight in my eyes, and I can barely see 3 feet infront of me coz of the sick chronic we got ) Right?
    Me: Right (dont laugh dont laugh!!!!)


    Full sick.
     
  5. #5 Bleezie_King, Jun 30, 2009
    i usually say allergies and give a fake sniffle, or even a sneeze if i don't think the sniffle worked to convince
     
  6. #6 DigitalAids, Jun 30, 2009
    Same, or I say I'm real tired.
     
  7. #7 HighMountainSkier, Jun 30, 2009
    Never a problem for me. I'd just go with "went swimming" if I had to.
     
  8. #8 Bleezie_King, Jun 30, 2009

    yeah, that used to work until everyone found out i sleep a good 10 hrs a night lol

    now a days i don't really care. i'm an adult. fuck it
     
  9. #9 doublestuffed69, Jun 30, 2009
    "i fell on my eyes"

    never worked.
     
  10. #10 Funkie, Jun 30, 2009
    my eyes dont get red :smoke:
    I look at it as god giving me permission
     
  11. #11 DigitalAids, Jun 30, 2009
    Mine only go a bit red, not really noticeable.

    I get so damn Asian eyed though.
     
  12. #12 daveracer, Jun 30, 2009
    "i'm tired and i've been yawning...."
     
  13. #13 Funkie, Jun 30, 2009
    Yeah me too! haha
    But I have damn good mirror lens glasses...
     
  14. #14 Dank Gypsy, Jun 30, 2009
    when i was still living with my mom i would smoke in my bathroom with the shower running so when i went downstairs and she saw my eyes i told her i got soap in them which is pretty good excuse. now she knows i smoke and dosent care so its all good.
     
  15. #15 Roasted Richard, Jun 30, 2009
    i used to say this all the time when i worked at a summer camp where we went swimming every day. i would go home after work, take a shower, and blaze a quick bowl in my bedroom while my mom was home. she asked me a few times why my eyes were so red and i just said we swam a lot at camp today.
     
  16. #16 cowboy420, Jun 30, 2009
    itchy eyes, always works
     
  17. #17 Kevin08, Jun 30, 2009
    Sometimes i bust out the "pepper spray by some crazy bitch" excuse but usually i just say i'm tired.
     
  18. #18 Deidara420, Jun 30, 2009
    Pink eye goin round. lol nah i never needed an excuse for red eyes, in fact i've only gotten red eye like a few times b4 but when i do im usually so ripped its pure red lol!
     
  19. #19 mxracer0, Jun 30, 2009
    nobody has said contacts yet??

    haha the other night i thought my mom was away for the night so i blazed up like 10 mins before she got home without knowing and i was sitting on my couch eating nutter butters with the t.v. off and she comes in! shes like "omg why are your eyes so red" and i was like.."ah you see mom i just now took out my contacts after all dayyy". she just said "ohhh i see" then hands me a huge blueberry muffin that she brought back from the restaraunt ha it was quite enjoyable
     
  20. #20 Vladomeer, Jun 30, 2009
    Haha, yeah that's my excuse. And it's actually true for me sometimes.
     
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