York Peppermint Patties: The commercial shows that when you bite into a YPP you are transported to a frozen wasteland on a mountain. You know that if it makes it feel all cold and stuff, you know that shit is legit!" Said by Me ten minutes ago trying to explain what YPP are to someone who has never had one.
During summer, i came home one afternoon with my eyes blazeeedddd red. my mom saw me and asked what did i do? after a blank pause, my only excuse was "me and my friends were seeing who can look at the sun longer" she believed me and said OMG you can go blind! i felt so good
In high school, my health teacher had lost one of my reports. I freaked out call her moronic cunt and knocked all the shit off of her desk. She made me apologize so I did with " I'm sorry you're a moronic cunt" I then got a referral and suspended for 3 days...win!