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Dude I'm so fucked

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by madnotes94, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. #1 madnotes94, Dec 7, 2012
    so im chilling at my girlfriend's house right now and we text her friend to buy some weed. my gf's mom comes home before the dealer gets here and we text her to tell her not to come but instead she comes and just walks inside past her mom and loudly says "Yo i dont have any weed but heres some hash" and complains about how little gas money we gave her and now we're freaking the fuck out because my girlfriend's mom almost definitely heard her dealer say shit about the hash and we're so fucking baked like bread the hell do we do
     
  2. #2 KillerKush, Dec 7, 2012
    Not be paranoid.
     
  3. #3 KushMastaFlex, Dec 7, 2012
    Leave.
     
  4. #4 wtfjusthappened, Dec 7, 2012
    Holy Shit dude the cops are here.
     
  5. #5 BearKush, Dec 7, 2012
    hahahahahahahahha :smoking:
     
  6. #6 hiuwer45, Dec 7, 2012
    Leg it.. Keep running and don't stop.
     
  7. #7 Megacosm, Dec 7, 2012
    Runnnnnnnnn!!!!!!
     
  8. #8 Skepsis, Dec 7, 2012
    Run Forrest runnnn! Throw the hash at her, maybe if it's dense enough it'll knock her out.
     
  9. #9 Mr.GreenJeans, Dec 7, 2012
    I remember my first hash rip.
     
  10. #10 lonew0lf420, Dec 7, 2012
    smoke the hash...... if your girlfriends mom walks in politely ask if she wants a hit. If she doesn't then shrug and keep doin your thing. If she gets upset, i'd suggest you leave the house and come back next time and just act like nothing happened.
     
  11. #11 hasumon, Dec 7, 2012
    Sounds like the mom is waiting till you leave so she can bitch out your girl.
     
  12. #12 hotdog585, Dec 7, 2012
    Walk up to her with a lit joint in your mouth and tell her "I've got the smoke if you have the drinks".
     
  13. #13 swagmasterjuju, Dec 7, 2012
    leave. if you can't, just act like nothing happened
     
  14. #14 ohkay53, Dec 7, 2012
    Puff puff pass that shit to the milf
     
  15. #15 burnout18, Dec 7, 2012
    Offer the mom a hit
     
  16. #16 mirage445, Dec 7, 2012
    proposition her sex to keep quiet
     
  17. #17 Schildpad420, Dec 7, 2012
    You're too late. The game has been played. Accept the consequences and relax and enjoy the high for now!
     
  18. #18 Gmacula, Dec 7, 2012
    Grow balls.
     
  19. #19 psilocyberspace, Dec 7, 2012
    keep them balls growing
     
  20. #20 PeacefulStoner, Dec 7, 2012
    Is the mom hot?
     
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