So im at wok and I just did two one hitters before work so I'm feeling good right now. I have been out pushing carts for about an hour and a half (I work at Grocery Store and It is beautiful outside). I go to grab a few carts from a cart corral and I see this big built, bearded fucker in his power blue PT Cruiser blasting AC/DC. So his car is parked like 3 spots from the corral. I glance in and see this man making off. Now I've seen people do fucked up shut in their cars, but nothing like this. I couldn't believe so i took a double take. Turns out he was hitting the bottom of his fist against the inner-bottom of his steering wheel to the beat of the song!!!
If it was real, I would have jumped on the car an screamed "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE" Then run way real fast-like betcha he wont do it again.
While on the subject of PT Cruiser http://www.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=/&gl=US#/watch?v=17XBW5OZdOM
Maybe he was actually masturbating, but he saw you eyeing him so he's like, might as well bang on the steering wheel and pretend like I'm doing something else.
After reading this story, it feels like there are bugs crawling on me. I think of this guy doing it: Edit - Oh, it LOOKED LIKE he was wanking it. Nevermind, nothing to see here. Move along.
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Ha hah ah i do this sometimes!!! Not jack off in my truck but i hit the steering wheel to give it some more bass lol, so long to that
Maybe he was cruising you. Was the area very public, or was it a little out of the way? One time a buddy of mine and his flatmate were driving around late one evening and wanted to park by the beach to split a j and crisps. But when they got to this out-of-the-way parking lot, they saw a few other cars and some guys slowly driving around, parking beside each other, etc. At first they were like, "Oh shit, did we stumble on a dealer hangout?" but then they noticed that most of the guys were well into their 40s and 50s. Their cars were like, suburban dad rides. It was a cruising spot where down-low gay/bi guys went to meet up for anonymous whatever. They left but... ya, it happens more than you think. Must lead to some awkward moments at home… “Daddy will you tuck me in?†“Just a minute pumpkin, daddy got home late from the office and has to wash his hands.â€
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[quote name='"thejester4yall"'] here ya be Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17XBW5OZdOM [/quote] I know!!! My friend showed me that and I died
Man I hate seeing weird shit like that when I'm high. I'm always just like NO FUCKING WAY. Always turns out to be something else though. Fuck you marijuana. Just kidding baby, I love you.
Hahahah, that's funny. The same thing happens to me from time to time. I would glance at someone and it looking like they are doing something naughty but then it turns out I was just looking at them at a weird angle. It always makes me laugh