duct tape

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by critter 11, Sep 2, 2003.

  1. [​IMG] Duct Tape

    Contrary to popular opinion it IS NOT good for fixing everything.

    Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

    "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

    "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

    "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

    "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

    "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.

    "Sensible" says Jeff.

    "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

    "And what happened then?"

    (Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face."
     
  2. *pictures duct taping penis to leg*

    *imagines pain of tearing duct tape off penis*

    *cringes*
     
  3. ROFL, HAHA.
     
  4. Damn the bad luck!!!!!


    The tape had to have worked to well!
     
  5. ohhh man
    lol
    funny.....
     

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