Three men were drunk, they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were drunk. He just switched on the engine, and switched it off. He told them, 'We've arrived' The first guy gave him money. The second guy said thanks. The third guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned 'cause he was hoping that none of them realized that the car didn't move an inch. So he asked , 'What was that for?' The drunk replied, 'Control your speed next time. you almost killed us' hahaha hilarious...