Drunk Story: I Got In A Crazy Fight Last Night

Discussion in 'General' started by Aconites, Mar 11, 2007.

  1. I went to this party last night and it ended with some psycho brawl because some 6 foot 3 faggot took a swing at my little sister. I got back home at about 4 am and told my friend all about it.
    "FinchBulldog2" is me


    FinchBulldog2: mindy and dave were playing ruit
    colettaxxx: im so mad right now that I wasn't there to like fucking send a bitch to the hospital cause of that
    FinchBulldog2: some kid like dry humped mindy
    FinchBulldog2: and dave was like what the fuck
    FinchBulldog2: and pushed the kid
    colettaxxx: daves awesome.
    FinchBulldog2: then the kid cracked dave in the face
    colettaxxx: when if comes to that stuff
    FinchBulldog2: then dave hit him back
    FinchBulldog2: their friends all crowded it
    colettaxxx: no way dave even felt that
    FinchBulldog2: i snuck in between dave and the kids and told them they were pussies and to fuck off
    FinchBulldog2: and just shoved em
    colettaxxx: is dave tough?
    FinchBulldog2: then everybody started grabbing me and breaking it up
    FinchBulldog2: yeah
    colettaxxx: I thought he was.
    FinchBulldog2: then mindy saw some kid grab me so she hit him
    colettaxxx: hahahahahha
    FinchBulldog2: and some girl went at mindy
    colettaxxx: yes!
    FinchBulldog2: and mindy chucked a beer off her face and decked her
    colettaxxx: if I went seriously and saw that girl hit mindy I would have fucking jumped on her back
    FinchBulldog2: so i grabbed mindy and pulled her aside to leave
    FinchBulldog2: but another girl came at her
    FinchBulldog2: and then i saw some 6.3 kid swing at dave or mindy but i think he hit mindy
    FinchBulldog2: so i shook everyone off me and started screaming
    FinchBulldog2: it was nuts
    FinchBulldog2: i was like ferocious
    colettaxxx: good
    colettaxxx: i would have been right there with you
    FinchBulldog2: i told the fuck to fuck off and called him sasha mitchell
    FinchBulldog2: and a woman hitter
    FinchBulldog2: and i was like im going outside but lets go to that kid
    colettaxxx: hhahahahahhahah
    FinchBulldog2: and he met me out front with his friend
    FinchBulldog2: and we started swinging
    FinchBulldog2: then his friends pushed me over
    colettaxxx: didn't lambo help you
    FinchBulldog2: and he tried to jump on me but i smashed him in the face twice
    FinchBulldog2: yeah then kids started kicking me
    FinchBulldog2: and lambo jumped on me to make sure I didn't get the shit beat out of me
    colettaxxx: where was dave?
    FinchBulldog2: they all thought he was gonna start hitting me
    FinchBulldog2: so they stopped
    FinchBulldog2: i got up
    FinchBulldog2: and swung at everyone
    FinchBulldog2: i was just throwing haymakers
    FinchBulldog2: i just tackled the original kid again when i got up
    FinchBulldog2: we were on some pavement too and i slammed him:
    colettaxxx: I wish I was there
    FinchBulldog2: and dave was off to the side in some other scuffle trying to gt mindy out of there
    colettaxxx: ya
    FinchBulldog2: and then i looked over and that girl charged at mindy but mindy knocked her the fuck out with one punch
    FinchBulldog2: it such a sick punch
    FinchBulldog2: and two kids grabbed her to pull her away and she fell over but kept kicking the other girl
    colettaxxx: I love that mindys some peanut but she def has some decent reach
    FinchBulldog2: then mindy and dave got in the car but i was just calmly saying wheres my fuckin jersey to everyone
    FinchBulldog2: but the cops came
    FinchBulldog2: so we left
    FinchBulldog2: we were like the first out of there
    colettaxxx: ya
    FinchBulldog2: and thats the story pretty much


    So in the end, I lost my Warrick Dunn jersey and my sister lost some random sweatshirt, but 4 of us took on 20+ people and left without a bruise. It was pretty fucking insane. If those kids weren't such pussies, I'd have two black eyes and a broken nose right now. I'd also like to say that for a little 5 foot senior in high school, my sister is a tough bastard.
     
  2. Lol
    damn sounds like this mindy chick
    can whoop some serious ass!!


    But don't you love that type of shit?
    Not that he was swingin at a girl, but just mad fights.
    That shit is what keeps me sane.
     
  3. Fighting/boxing is fun as shit when your drunk. Can't feel anything and you just go on a rampage.
     
  4. I have to say nice one for defending you sister, i would of done the same, but i am agaisnt fighting for an unworthy cause.
     
  5. dude if anyone touched my sister i would have whooed the fuck outa them. im in the mood to fuck someone up right now. im grounded till spring break is over.
     

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