Drunk sitting my girl

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by xpurplehaze420x, Feb 13, 2015.

  1. Title says it all, kind of just wanna bs with people while i watch her haha
    Whatre you blades up to tonight??

    I think we all have that special whore somewhere in our lives.
     
  2. This thread should be nothing short of legendary.


    You holding her hair back while she makes a mess of your toilet?


    Sent from somewhere in Canada.
     
  3. Time for a threesome.
     
  4. Op called his girl a whore. :confused:
     
  5. #5 Cawdswallup, Feb 13, 2015
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    I don't see the problem. OP called her his special whore.


    The mistake he's going to make is leaving Grasscity open while he takes a breather from this drunk hoe outside and while he's out there, she's going to read this.


    Edit: to OP's special whore, I have a nine inch cock.

    Sent from somewhere in Canada.
     
  6. A much nicer term, these days, would be, "Slut" - which used to be an insult, these days it's not to some people. 
     
  7. Shes the current special whore but shes not the one the sigs about xD

    I think we all have that special whore somewhere in our lives.
     
  8. Ha the toilet? Try her whole room. If the dogs didnt make a run through and eat most of it already, id have posted a picture.

    I think we all have that special whore somewhere in our lives.
     
  9. Oh......One of those annoying ass sigs. The mobile app should disable that....it should never even be an option.
     
  10. Also wouldnt be an issue, shes incoherently drunk. She cant understand simple sentences let alone read xD

    I think we all have that special whore somewhere in our lives.
     
  11. fuck her while she can still consent
     
  12. It tricks me into thinking it's part of the post and I don't like that.


    Sent from somewhere in Canada.
     
  13. [​IMG]


    Sent from somewhere in Canada.
     
  14. Fuck the world, I can't handle these out of control mobile sigs!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




































    I keep farting.







    I just want sleep.











    No more gas.
















    Sent from my mobile scrotum hairs.
     
  15. She was waaaaaaay past consenting when i got here but i guess vomiting isnt no right???

    I think we all have that special whore somewhere in our lives.
     
  16. Is everyone happy with my new signature?? Is this acceptable??

    The smell of vomit in this room.is awful, but i really want to play minecraft. The struggle is real folks. Shes pretty much passed out at this point.

    *This is a signature*
     
  17. Roll her on her side.
    Go do w.e u want
     
  18. This.


    Also, rip open a condom wrapper and leave it next to her so when she wakes up she can be filled with shame.


    Sent from somewhere in Canada.
     
  19. Pretty much whats happening now xD

    *This is a signature*
     
  20. Ride the dirt track while she out of it.
     

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