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Drunk Haiku's

Discussion in 'General' started by Tabishidu, Aug 28, 2008.

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  1. #1 Tabishidu, Aug 28, 2008
    Listen here, I doubt seriously that this belongs here but I'm also o drunk to care.
    I love haikus and I love rum and weed.
    Both are coursing through my system at the moment.
    Lett's come together on this. Let's write some fucking drunk ass haiku's.

    I'll start:

    The shark
    america's biggest threat
    really just manly dolphins
     
  2. #2 Tabishidu, Aug 28, 2008
    /bump you stoners.

    respond. now.
     
  3. #3 Tabishidu, Aug 28, 2008
    I will not shut the hell up until this thread is either deleted or i have someone respond in a haiku telling me to shut the hell up.

    Come on bitches. step up. Haiku time is now.
     
  4. #4 flyin420, Aug 28, 2008
    knock knock
     
  5. #5 Tabishidu, Aug 28, 2008
    is that so. well.

    poop.
    like a natural disaster from your ass
    cataclism
     
  6. #6 DirtyPete, Aug 28, 2008
    Your Haiku is wrong
    You have the syllables wrong
    You now suck at life
     
  7. #7 flyin420, Aug 28, 2008
    [​IMG]
     
  8. #8 Tabishidu, Aug 28, 2008
    congratulations on your picture. may it bring you much fame.

    5-7-5 is wrong. japanese ongi is different than English syllables. 17 syllables does not matter in modern writing just like it didn't matter in classical writing.

    rawr drunk post!
     
  9. #9 flyin420, Aug 28, 2008
    [​IMG]
     
  10. #10 DirtyPete, Aug 28, 2008
    Well I'm from 'merica!

    and in 'merica we speak 'merican!

    Go back to japan with your pearl harbor and your great wall, worshippin your buddhas and your ginseng.

    ;)
     
  11. #11 Tabishidu, Aug 28, 2008
    Rofl at both comments. good humor in both. you guys can let this shit go now. my drunk and high ass is going to sleep.
     
  12. #12 flyin420, Aug 28, 2008
    damn...i was going to mess with you, just because im stoned and bored as hell hahaha:smoking:
     
  13. #13 DirtyPete, Aug 28, 2008
    I disagree with the good humor in both, my posts were awesome, his were just pictures of homosexuals.

    I win life.

    [​IMG]

    Yaaaaaay!
     
  14. #14 flyin420, Aug 28, 2008
    no, they were pictures of you, remember....my special friend:wave:
     
  15. #15 DirtyPete, Aug 28, 2008
    I'm Eric Estrada?

    Fuck, why am I broke then.

    What happened to all the Chips money?!!
     
  16. #16 flyin420, Aug 28, 2008
    call...and i will wait
     
  17. #17 marijuanagirl, Aug 28, 2008
    Everyone is awesome.


    I am high.
     
  18. #18 tokin jax, Aug 28, 2008
    [​IMG]
     
  19. #19 Boosh, Aug 28, 2008

    Oh GODDAMNIT I just sprayed rootbeer all out my nose *****! This picture is fucking PRICELESS!!!
     
  20. #20 eleven357, Aug 28, 2008
    I'm no good at haiku's when I am sober, let alone drunk.
     
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