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drug testing company coming to my work

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by synix, Sep 11, 2012.

  1. #1 synix, Sep 11, 2012
    so about a month and a half back i overheard my boss say something about drug testing, but nothing ever came of it so i havent stopped. this morning however, my boss told me that some drug testing place was coming to us this thursday. later the same day day, he said they were not coming. i didnt ask him why not or if/when they were coming back not to raise suspicion.

    has anyone ever heard of a drug testing place going to test AT someones work, rather than employees going to the drug testing facility or clinic? im wondering if it will be an instant test or the actual lab tested one. will they be in the bathroom with me when it goes down??

    ive been smoking everyday for the last year, so i will either have to borrow piss or do a synthetic test.

    anything you guys can help me with is appreciated.
     
  2. #2 GSN1PA360, Sep 11, 2012
    They shouldn't be able to watch you piss just to keep your job OP and if they do... What the fuck? Just to test an employee?
     
  3. #3 synix, Sep 11, 2012
    they are apparently testing all employees in the area. if they are coming TO MY WORK, wouldnt they need to be in the room with me since its not their approved room?
     
  4. #4 Dahak, Sep 11, 2012
    They normally will let you go into a stall by urself, but they will be in the bathroom with you .
     
  5. #5 synix, Sep 11, 2012
    its at my work. like a normal bathroom. no stalls. no way to hide anything.
     
  6. #6 RVD420RVD, Sep 11, 2012
    Hope you watched that episode of workaholics haha
     
  7. #7 monstaro, Sep 11, 2012

    Damn, beat me to it.
    OP, watch Workaholics Seaosn 1 Episode 1.
     
  8. #8 synix, Sep 11, 2012
    im going to attempt to detox naturally and hope they dont show up thursday and push it into next week. im 21 6ft 160 good shape and metabolism with little fat. With good exercise, water, niacin, vitamins do you think think i should pass by next week if i have to?
     
  9. #9 ckycampmember, Sep 11, 2012
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aORTgsDPqA]Urinalysis - YouTube[/ame]
     
  10. #10 kannesss, Sep 11, 2012
    just break your leg that day:eek:
     
  11. #11 420dopeaf, Sep 11, 2012
    drink alotta water,tea,and cranberry juice. run so you could sweat it out and pray for the best lmao
     
  12. #12 KamAnt, Sep 11, 2012
    Buy quick fix. You know it works.
     
  13. #13 M3DICIN3MAN420, Sep 11, 2012
    [quote name='"KamAnt"']Buy quick fix. You know it works.[/quote]

    This guy knows what's up. Fuck taking the chance of not passing.
     
  14. #14 KushyP, Sep 11, 2012
    Google "oil change thad castle" thats what I do...

    Seriously though if its a career not just a job then stop smoking weed. Some things are are frustratingly obvious
     
  15. #15 dankzz92, Sep 11, 2012
    If this is true, it sounds like it's time to strap fake piss to your leg every day until further notice.
     
  16. #16 synix, Sep 11, 2012
    definitely doing fake piss with the time crunch. even if i had a week and a half i highly doubt it would be clear, and its not worth the risk. hopefully i can find out when exactly it is so i can prepare.
     
  17. #17 RVD420RVD, Sep 11, 2012
    [quote name='"KushyP"']Google "oil change thad castle" thats what I do...

    Seriously though if its a career not just a job then stop smoking weed. Some things are are frustratingly obvious[/quote]

    BMS shoutout! I dig it.
     
  18. #18 synix, Sep 12, 2012

    im high as balls and that made me cringe. thanks alot lol
     
  19. #19 KushyP, Sep 12, 2012

    We're all doing oil changes because i said and im team captain
     
  20. #20 InfamousSecrets, Sep 12, 2012
    Hmm I wouldn't take the risk of not passing with your own urine, like the other people said use fake or someone else's or even tie fake piss if you know that the drug testing fags will be coming soon. I really don't understand the purpose of drug-testing, they tend to only find THC because it stay in your body that long and I really don't understand how THC traces in your body affect you as an employee, other serious/harmful drugs just wash away in a couple of days so I don't get it. These drug companies are filthy pigs making money off your work by doing pointless stuff. Any who Good luck on the test.
     

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