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Drug Testing advice - False negative likelihood?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Desoto98, Jun 10, 2019.

  1. I'm a fairly regular user, about 2-3 times a week via vaping my bud. I rarely consume more than a quarter of a gram a week a lot of the time, but I smoked much more in the distant past and have a pretty high tolerance still as a result. I'm a pretty small guy. I weigh 100lbs and I'm 5'4, with a low BMI of 17. I've recently been given a surprise drug test, one of the expensive urine tests that my mom ordered online that's supposed to be very accurate. Here's the thing. I vaped probably .1 gram at most less than 12 hours prior to that test. I was expecting to fail, she got me to take it directly after getting out of bed, but actually received negative results for THC. Strangely, I showed positive for Benzos (which I have never used and I don't take any kind of medication). My possible only explanation apart from a fluke for this would be unprotected sex with my boyfriend, who takes Zoloft each night for his BPD. This seems extremely unlikely, probably a fluke. My mom is not convinced, in spite of the negative THC results, and wants to retest me again in a few days. If I totally abstain until then, I estimate it'll be given this Thursday or Friday, what are the odds of me passing? I have no idea if passing the first time was a fluke as well or if I just metabolize things very quickly. I realize that the former is more likely, given what was probably a false-positive for the Benzos. Any advice? I won't be able to use a substitute.
     
  2. Who gave you the first drug test?
    Why do another?
    You mentioned your height and weight, sex too.
    You're how old?
    Well I mean...I'd probably advise you to *not* use weed before a drug test...like if you're in a situation where you have to do one, or you're being made to do one...Come on. Think. You sure you're going to be able to abstain this time?
    Don't have more weed. Get test done. If it's clear it's clear, if it's not it's not.
    Not much anyone in here can tell you will change whatever the outcome is going to be,
     
  3. Get fake pee....bodda boom bodda bing. Look mom I passed!!
     
  4. He might need a fake cock if she's looking on on his dick while he does it. You can buy those, right?
     
  5. You sure can but they are expensive.
     
  6. I would refuse to take the test without my privacy. It’s his mom for Pete sakes,
    “ cmon mom quit starin at my junk!!”
     
  7. or just take it out and walk towards her...touch it, so you know it's real mommy
     
  8. Niacin has always worked for me. Quit consuming bud and take 1,000mg of niacin daily and you should be cleared up in as little as 4 days, at most 5-6 days.

    If you need it quicker than that, then call the local head shop and see if they carry synthetic piss. I've used monkey whizz multiple times with success.

    The niacin is the less expensive method at only a few dollars at walmart. But if you need it quick then it's about 40 or $50 for the synthetic route.

    Good luck and welcome to GC
     
  9. Triple strength flush has worked and failed for me. There’s so many factors involved it’s a toss up. Bottle of vales triple strength $30
     

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