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Drug Test

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Illadelphdreamz, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. #1 Illadelphdreamz, Sep 22, 2011
    I have a drug test in 10 days. I haven't smoked for 5 days and i was a heavy user for about 6 months before this test. It is going to be an over the counter urine test administered by my dad. I have access to a steam room and I plan on drinking plenty of water before the test. I am 18 years old and have a very fast metabolism(only 137 pounds, 5"10, very very low body fat. any suggestions on what I can do so I know I can pass? Looking for advice, thanks!
     
  2. #2 A Basshead, Sep 22, 2011
    Don't smoke.
     
  3. #3 Harman, Sep 22, 2011
    Is he going to watch you piss...? If not, or if this is going to be regular, get a strap on dick with a piss pack. Sounds gay, but I've seen it on Manswers. You can get it shipped way before your test, and its basically a strap on dick with a piss pack attached to it. Get one of your friends to piss in it for you, and it will look like you're pissing, but its not your piss.
     
  4. #4 Jojo0420, Sep 22, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 22, 2011
    There is a whole thread dedicated to this topic in the stickies.
    Drug store tests are easy to beat, simply drink lots of water for 2 days before the test.
    Hell you could probably smoke up until then and still pass.
    Read the stickied thread.

    Edit: if you are 18 why are your parents drug testing you? None of my business but curious.
     
  5. #5 Doc-J, Sep 22, 2011
    Your better off faking it with synthetic or known clean urine if you can. Pounding water wont guarantee that you will pass even a home test if you have a lot in your system. Not too mention it really isnt good for you to drink gallons of water per day, it can cause toxemia.
     

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