Drug Test

Might not be as you to smoked a month ago, might wanna get an at-home test.

 

Drug tests can detect a thc molecule out of millions of others so even the slightest amount will get you caught by even some over-the-counter tests. I would start sweating and drinking more water.

 

If it's been that long with what you described, I'd be amazed if you failed.

 

It's just sadly depressing how long THC stays in yer system, I am 6ft and weigh 175 lbs--last time I blazed was exactly 5 weeks ago. For the past 5 weeks I have worked out sweating and drinking water, eating healthy. I am still failing the at home uritox dipstick test. I chug 2 bottles of purified water, piss 3 times before taking the test and run the dipstick uritox test on it. THe control line shows up strong but the THC line is totally blank. I tested my bottle of purified water and thc line shows up pink as 'negative'. I'm not fat at all, and I work out regularly. I't s just so depressing. Guess I ought just get this 6.1 quick fix and pay the $35--I mean hey I could've spent this on 2 grams of kush right---I just cannot let my job opportunities "go up in smoke".

 

I am finally getting a more than faint pink line on the THC slot of the dipstick test. Today was day 36 of not blazing and it looks like I"m finally testing "Negative". I blazed 5 days a week for the past 3 years using mostly kush, headband, jaeger, diesel, aand pineapple. Those were high THC pot cultivars and it took more than 30 days to clear ouut. On test day I will chug 3 bottles of water and piss like 5 times before going to the site. Then yield the midstream piss, In confident it will pass 'neg" now. I was suprised at how long it took tho and I am slim and workout sweat 3x per week and eat healthy--I guess body type don't matter.
But before I blaze again I will collect 5 aliquots of my neg urine and freeze them up in case I must test again--will use my own piss instead of qf synth types since I'm now negative---who knows I may even sell my clean piss on ebay.

 

I had been so busy at this new job, but I' did Pass the pre emmployment piss test using my own piss. I am so relieved to have passed in a honest manner despite a lot of assisted-piss technology available to me. I simply chugged 2 bottles of cold purified water after lunch, pissed once, then drove to the piss clinic and drank some water on the way to there, then behind closed doors I collected my midstream piss by counting to 10 seconds after i started pissin, then pissed in the cup. My piss was a light pale yellow in color
On that test day it had been 42 days since I last blazed whereas I had gotten high on a regular basis for the past 20 years.

 

I just did ecup with my mans urine and passed. I wanted to share how i pass. I get the clean pee and put enough into 2 condoms. Tie them like baloons leaving a little air. I take 2 because they flubbed one of my tests once and i had to do it again which i obviously couldnt. I almost got fired for leaving the facility. I get a couple packs of "hot hands"and shove them in some spanks (body shaping spandex shorts) i put both samples in and i go. Ive been doing this a long time. I always use a digital thermometer and temp the condom right before i pack it all in. I wear a baggy shirt. I bust 1 sample in the cup. I can usually do it with my finger nails but have had to use my teeth a time or 2 so tgats why i leave a little air. I usually go to the bigger chain testing place but this last time i went to doctors now which is much smaller. They dont watch either. Hope this helps someone. ✌