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Drug test

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by Anonymous12345, Sep 8, 2012.

  1. #1 Anonymous12345, Sep 8, 2012
    hey everyone,

    i've got a drug test coming up in 5 days. i smoked about 2 bowls 1 week ago, and have been burning about twice a week for the last month. however, if you go back farther than a month, i was smoking everyday...alot :smoke:. i lift weights everyday and am in very good shape (not a lot of fat on me). i've been drinking a lot of water, and sometimes use my friends sauna. i'm 5'8, 77kg. my questions to you are:

    1) should i use a detox kit?
    2) any other tips?


    thanks in advance for your input
     
  2. #2 DriftingApart, Sep 8, 2012
    I'd check to see if your state grants misdemeanors for falsifying drug tests, in that case I wouldn't do it.

    But, there's no way of knowing, as there are just too many factors to consider. Based on your height and weight you'd take 2 weeks minimum to get it completely out of your system, but usually it takes up to three.

    I'd flip a coin, call it in the air.
     
  3. #3 MrWeeds, Sep 8, 2012
    You have a few options, but one I know works for me, and my friends is called...

    Omni

    You can get it at your local health food store for about $30 usd.
     
  4. #4 rhapsodyrcks, Sep 8, 2012
    Monkey Dong worked well for me. How I got the fat job I got now.
     
  5. #5 GG420, Sep 9, 2012
    What's the test for? If it has something to do with probation or whatever they might consider it as dirty if they find you've been taking detox. Also, your height and weight doesn't effect the amount of time it takes to get clean. THC is stored in fat cells but not the same ones that are around your gut. They stick to the fat cells of your organs such as your brain. Exercising will help your fat cells release THC quicker, so do plenty of that.
     
  6. #6 Anonymous12345, Sep 9, 2012
    the test is for a job...i work out a lot, and have been having pretty intense, long gym seshs recently because i haven't had a job (or been able to smoke...) to keep me occupied. i've been reading a lot of stuff about how to pass tests, but theres ALOT of different information out there, so its hard to tell what actually works.

    and thats interesting, i didn't realize it wasn't stored in fat cells like in your gut.
     
  7. #7 rhapsodyrcks, Sep 9, 2012

    Used to run urinalysis for my unit when I was in the Marines. Went to a pretty in depth course for drug use.

    Use the Monkey Dong. Works 100%
     

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