Drug test

Discussion in 'General' started by tokingbabe69, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. I had a job interview at a nursing home today and I had to set up a drug screening for wednesday, I am not going to pass it. I need help, anyone know anyyyywayy that I could pass it? Help me please :(
     
  2. Hit up a GNC and grab a drink called stripped its a detox drink...... drink it a hr or so before fill the container with water drink it again, piss a few times before the test should be easy cause you'll have to go......gonna cost you like 50 bucks tho......I've done it at least 4 times.
     
  3. First of all you are gonna pass this test. If you have friends that dont smoke ask one of them to pee in a little container for ya. I went to walmart and in the back they had those little perfume containers that you put those sticks in to make the room smell gross, they are the perfect size to consume a small amount of piss in. Make sure ya clean it out and everything, get a lil funnel and pee in the little container. Id try and do it as fresh as possible for the test. When you transport it keep in your underwear as to keep it warm. Im sure you can figure out the rest.
     
  4. Smoke even more weed
     
  5. You're so cute it won't even matter if you fail :)
     
  6. There, fixed it.

    Anyway if you piss in a cup and drink it it will filter it out when it goes through your system the second time. The only tricky part is figuring out how much to drink because it could get tainted with dirty pee that you have in you, but I did it and I passed my probation test :confused_2:
     
  7. I think there's easier ways to pass a drug test than drinking someone else's piss... I mean if you're desperate but I'd rather just fail it
     

  8. those drinks fucking suck i failed the shit out of my test.
     
  9. [quote name='"Gregsta"']You're so cute it won't even matter if you fail :)[/quote]

    Lol if onlyy!

    Thanks for your input everyone! Im just going to go for it tomorrow, and hope they just overlook maryjane :)
     

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