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Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by dankyshit08, Sep 20, 2012.

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  1. #1 dankyshit08, Sep 20, 2012
    okay i have been smoking on a daily for about two years i only smoke at night and its usually no more than two bowls a night. my test will be by oct 1 im two days completly clean the past week i took a hit a night to fall asleep so not much. ive been drinking a gallon or two of lemon water a day. i also bought a detox from the local headshop called green clean anyone have any experience with this product the store said dont worry its great stuff.
    Another thing the directions:

    • Pick your day for using your Green Clean for intensive cleansing.
    • Begin your cleansing program with Green Clean.
    • Shake the Green Clean Cleansing Blend well and drink entire contents of the bottle. Next, shake Green Clean Green Tea Metaboost well and drink entire contents of bottle.
    • It is permissible to mix both Green Clean bottles with up to 16oz of water.
    • Wait 15 minutes. Drink 32oz of water.
    • Continue to drink plenty of water throughout the day to extend your cleansing program for hours.
    • Urinate frequently. Frequent urination indicates that you are experiencing optimal cleansing with Green Clean
    i understand drink the cleanser then metaboost but what does if permissible to mix both green clean bottles with up to 16 oz of water mean? and then drink 32 oz of water. is it best to mix with water is that 16oz part of the 32oz im confused.
    im nervous so im rambling but yeah help please
     
  2. #2 KillerKush, Sep 20, 2012
    I don't know man that is not very much time.

    Do you know what service is doing your urinalysis?
    -Pack piss if possible.

    What is your height and weight.
     
  3. #3 dankyshit08, Sep 20, 2012
    im not sure doctor office or hospital. im 5'11 and 165 lbs
     
  4. #4 KillerKush, Sep 20, 2012
    Oh man I think you might be able to do it.

    I smoked daily for 3 years took two weeks off smoked two weeks then a drug test.

    I would just pee all you can pee.
     
  5. #5 dankyshit08, Sep 20, 2012
    yeah im super nervous this is gonna be a big step in my life im counting on this product to work and ive been hydrating like crazy and just started taking creatine supplements
     
  6. #6 dankyshit08, Sep 20, 2012
    they say all this does is mask my natural urine which would be dirty
     
  7. #7 kush70, Sep 20, 2012
    fuck all that drinkin' this and that...

    if you can get a bottle of synthetic urine
     
  8. #8 dankyshit08, Sep 20, 2012
    thats what i wanted they recommended green clean
     
  9. #9 bradraz, Sep 20, 2012
  10. #10 Iluvatar, Sep 20, 2012
    So it will have been about a full 2 weeks sober when you take the test, you have a shot at passing
    I agree with whoever said forget about drinking all that detox shit, none of it is proven to help just so u know.
    Synthetic urine is your best bet no doubt
     
  11. #11 kush70, Sep 20, 2012
    lemme guess , the green clean costs a little more... (chuckle)

    take it back and tell em you want synthetic urine

    bastages lol
     
  12. #12 tnh, Sep 20, 2012
  13. #13 Iluvatar, Sep 20, 2012
    140$? holy shit...
     
  14. #14 BlazeyBones9, Sep 20, 2012
    My dad is an interviewer, so he gets the drug test results back from everyone that they are interested in. I don't know why so many people are recommending synthetic urine. That is very obvious and it is always noted. They can even notice if you've been drinking excessive liquids. There's not much to do besides to stop your smoking. I'm sorry man, but if you're dealing with a career and a big job opportunity, what are you doing smoking? Come on bro, I'm not trying to bust your balls but you've got to reason through life. A jobs more important than the herb at the time. Weigh out the pros and cons.
     
  15. #15 Iluvatar, Sep 20, 2012
    Considering numerous reports that synthetic urine usually does work, what you said is just incorrect
    I've actually never known anyone to fail using synthetic urine
     
  16. #16 tnh, Sep 20, 2012
    [quote name='"BlazeyBones9"']My dad is an interviewer, so he gets the drug test results back from everyone that they are interested in. I don't know why so many people are recommending synthetic urine. That is very obvious and it is always noted. They can even notice if you've been drinking excessive liquids. There's not much to do besides to stop your smoking. I'm sorry man, but if you're dealing with a career and a big job opportunity, what are you doing smoking? Come on bro, I'm not trying to bust your balls but you've got to reason through life. A jobs more important than the herb at the time. Weigh out the pros and cons.[/quote]

    You ever think your dad is just feeding you a line of shit, you know because he knows you'll buy it.. :rollseyes:

    I've used synthetic urine multiple times, it's been tested in labs and its never given me one problem. I smoked a joint on the way to my drug test and passed. I was randomed and given 30 minutes and I used synthetic and passed. You don't know what you are talking about....

    http://www.quickfixurine.com/
     
  17. #17 BlazeyBones9, Sep 20, 2012
    Hey man I'm only talking from personal experience. My father hires people, and he's not just trying to fuck with me. I've had to take drug tests and he's specifically told me not to use synthetic urine. To each his own though. If that works for you, then good shit.
     
  18. #18 Iluvatar, Sep 20, 2012
    If your dad hires people for whatever job it is he works, what does he know about lab techniques/results? I doubt hes being honest
    Knowing a specimen is diluted is one thing, but synthetic urine doesn't show up on the results as "fake pee"
     
  19. #19 dedown, Sep 20, 2012
    Get some piss from somebody you KNOW doesn't smoke, preferably a kid. Get you an XXL condom preferably non lubricated and pour the piss in there. On test day wear some briefs and put the condom in your drawers (takes some maneuvering) and voila!!! Has not failed me or any of my boys yet and we do it all the time!
     
  20. #20 Iluvatar, Sep 20, 2012
    I know 2 people this worked well for. Idk if its necessary but you might also wanna heat up the piss
     
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