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Drug test tomorrow trying to detox

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by McGlovin, May 24, 2011.

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  1. #1 McGlovin, May 24, 2011
    Hi everyone, I'm new here. Well I just got a summer job offer that pays 13 an hour and I found out i have to go to a drug test tomorrow at 2. Well I smoked yesterday and this morning when I found out I had a test I immediately began detoxing; chugging water non stop(still am) and drinking cranberry juice. I also went and got a 7 day detox kit and took the morning dosage of that along with 6 ounces of a fiber and prebiotic blend mixed with cranberry juice. On top of that I went and bought puriclean instant complete body cleanser and am going to use that 2 hours before as instructed.

    I'm kinda freaked out because I really need this job and my dad works there too so he might find out if i went positive. Right now i'm still drinking water/ cranberry juice and am about to go work out a crap ton. Is there anything else I should do that will help? Am I pretty much screwed? I hope I can get some help with this.
     
  2. #2 DaWood, May 24, 2011
    drink 2 gallons of water 30-45 minutes before you go in.. piss it out.. drink about another ounce of water 20 minutes before you go in, then down 2 cans of red bull, the red bull will give your piss that yellow color, then you should be cool
     
  3. #3 J E D I, May 25, 2011
    Weed is fat soluble, meaning it will be your bodys metabolism that will work it out of your body, not cranberry juice.

    Working out is your best bet.
     
  4. #4 TokeTaker420, May 25, 2011
    Working out is going to do you no good now...

    Just bring an eye dropper of bleach and put one in the cup after you piss in it. The test should turn up inconclusive (neither pass nor fail). Problem solved.
     
  5. #5 smc707, May 25, 2011

    that doesnt solve anything. they will just call you back in for another test. same thing happened to my buddy and he didnt get the job he wanted
     
  6. #6 cBeastwood, May 25, 2011
    Add visine to your piss in the cup. Google it. Dilute too though
     
  7. #7 TokeTaker420, May 25, 2011
    Yes, but it buys you time to get clean :eek:
     
  8. #8 McGlovin, May 25, 2011
    ok guys if i'm to do the substitution method I'd like some help from people that have done it/ are good at it.
     
  9. #9 OscarZetaAcosta, May 25, 2011
    Dilute the flyin' fuck out of your piss...Outside of that or a Holy War, you will not pass.
     
  10. #10 nb7894, May 25, 2011

    There are guides on this stickied
     
  11. #11 KrYpToH, May 25, 2011
    drink mad water then a red bull.piss twice n on the third piss u will b clean.
     
  12. #12 Rips2daskull, May 25, 2011
    smoked yesterday? hmmm ur FKED
     
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  13. #13 kokostoner93, May 25, 2011
    get a sober person to piss in an eye drop container for you. go buy some handwarmers. stuff the eye drop container near your balls and put the handwarmers close. leave it there for twenty minutes. squirt the piss into the two vials you'll be asked to piss in. make sure you make some kind of piss noise just incase they are trying to listen for it. you'll pass if you do this. piss must be fresh tho, don't keep it over night
     
  14. #14 Hippi, May 25, 2011
    Take some water pills dude.. Cleans me out in 5 hours.
    Just don't take too much or ur piss will be diluted
     
  15. #15 korey, May 25, 2011
    The only way you can pass is by diluting your urine, no one can detox from marijuana in one day after smoking twice in the past 24 hours. Hopefully they won't fail you for a dilute sample, if they are doing a strip test a detox kit MAY work, but those are temporary. If they send your piss to a lab you are most likely screwed.
     
  16. #16 Hippi, May 25, 2011
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    U won't be diluted and u can get clean for a piss test. I know I have been getting drug tested for 4 years
     
  17. #17 Giggledopedude, May 25, 2011
    B12. thats all im going to say
     
  18. #18 Leafyleaf420, May 25, 2011
    Buy you a box of sure jell, it is used for making jelly
    Mix half of it with 8oz of water, drink it the night before
    mix the other half the same way, and drink it the morning before the test. drink lots of water. It works
     
  19. #19 McGlovin, May 25, 2011
    What will the sure jell do to me? Where can I get it?
     
  20. #20 lk250f, May 25, 2011
    Apply Workaholics S1:E1 to television.
     
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