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Drug Test: Subbing w/ Female Urine (While on Period)

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by LobsterBean, Apr 6, 2016.

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  1. #1 LobsterBean, Apr 6, 2016
    Hello everyone,

    I have been around the board for some while now. I finally made an account because I couldn't find the answer to a question I had, for once.

    I unfortunately am unable to use my own urine for a drug test. I am going to be using my mother's, who agreed with no problem.

    I read that it isn't gender specific on the testing. Although, she is on her 'time of the month.'

    This is my first time subbing, already nervous as hell. Now I have this issue to look into as well.

    Will this in any way affect my drug test results? I am a male. I have quit smoking and am now clean. Although, not clean enough to pass the test myself.

    I am nervous and haven't found a definite answer. If you don't know for sure, please do not respond. I have seen many similar post about subbing and people not knowing the actual answers to the questions and spreading lies/myths.

    So, my question in short: If I am a male, using a female's urine, will it affect me if she is on her period.

    P.S. - Any advice on keeping the bottle heated, that I will be using? I have a physical and I will keep it in my briefs until I do the UA, which they say is the first thing to go. Will that keep it warm enough. I'm just scared about waiting too long in the lobby if they take their time with things.

    Thanks so much.
     
  2. #2 Cactus Ed, Apr 6, 2016
    Hello Lobster. It won't affect the test. If it's obviously red you may have some 'splaining to do because they may be curious. Say your getting over a UTI if they ask. On the temperature issue I always used a small plastic bag for my container with no air in the bag. I put a folded washcloth under it to hold it up tight against me and the temp stayed at 94F. Practice and see what temp it stays with whatever container you use plus practice will make you a bit more relaxed but your hands will still shake when you're pouring it into the specimen container. Practice walking around with it, sitting, and walking again because you sure don't want it slipping down your pants leg, it happened to me once.
     
  3. #3 LobsterBean, Apr 6, 2016
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    You're a life saver. I thank you very much. She said she will be using a tampon while she pees, I know that's TMI, but it's the case.

    That's a good excuse. I was debating on a condom or this 3oz empty tevel bottle with a nozzel.

    The nozzel will sound more realistic while 'peeing' in the cup. Also I'm scared the condom will pop on me or something of the sort.

    Also worried about the bottle because it's a little more dense and noticeable. Which she will want my pockets to be emptied. And if she sees a buldging bottle, I will probably be questioned.

    As I said, I have a physical and hernia check so I can't keep it in the briefs.

    Thanks so much again.
     
  4. #4 Cactus Ed, Apr 6, 2016
    I forgot to tell you I'm in love with your mom. Is she single? And I don't have much faith in the temp staying warm enough if you don't put it under your nuts. Under your arm would probably work but may not be practical. If you practice you'll soon see what'll work and what won't. If you use a hand warmer don't let it get too hot, that's a dead giveaway.
     

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