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Drug test soon. nervous and would appreciate some input

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Spyder, May 15, 2013.

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  1. #1 Spyder, May 15, 2013
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    So here's my scenario:
     
    Getting a low end job soon that requires a urine test within the next couple days most likely. Did a lot of research and naturally have come across a plethora of different methods, some of which most likely hokum.
     
    I'm a really skinny dude. I weigh 125 at most and I'm around 6' tall.
    Haven't smoked since 4/20, so it's been about 3.5 weeks. I smoked daily for a few years (longest tbreak I've ever had), but for the month of April and the last couple weeks of March I was smoking for like a week, then followed by a 5 day tbreak. I was kind of prepping for this long break I'm on now.
     
    I know pretty much everyone here will probably be against it, but I bought an instant detox drink called Stinger that a couple of my well known friends have used and been successfull (they didn't stop smoking either, and weigh 50+lbs more than me), but I'm still nervous as fuck! You're supposed to drink it, then followed by a bunch of water.
     
    I'm worried that my piss is going to be too diluted..
     
    Any advice on what I should do in preparation? Think I'd pass even without the drink? They say to avoid dairy and stuff, so I'll probably eat healthy before I drink that stuff and hope that some vitamins and creatine are still left in my system after drinking the 32oz of water that it says I'm supposed to drink..
     
    I feel like being as skinny as I am and having VERY little fat, maybe, just maybe I'm clean now.
     
    I'm just so nervous! Figured I'd get some input from you guys/gals to help ease my nerves.
     
    Any and all replies would be MUCH appreciated (edit: assuming they're helpful and not just some jabroni making assumptions like first guy that responded)
     
    I'll be needing responses today, so if I'm not getting any I apologize in advance for bumping this thread

     
  2. #2 jizzledfreq, May 15, 2013
    No self control, if it came down to a job that drug tested, smoking wouldn't even be an issue, I'd gladly quit. If you fail it's really all on you.

    I have a GF with clean pee as well, so I'd definitely use that.
     
  3. #3 kayakush, May 15, 2013
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    u can increase your creatine in ur urine by eating red meat or taking the supplement so its not diluted as much.  you should become a couc potato so that the thc in your system goes into fat cells.  drink a lot of water. return the detox drink if you can, waste of money.  take a multivitamin so ur urine is amber.  good luck....
     
  4. #4 Spyder, May 15, 2013
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    Really dude? Wonderful advice :rolleyes:
     
    It's easy to quit, I just never had a reason to. And I didn't think I'd get a call this soon since I applied for it a few days ago. It's not a matter of not being able to, it's a matter of not having enough time to get completely clean.
     
    :wave:
     
     
    And thanks for the legit advice Kaya. Still taking the drink since it worked for my friends. I know it's not a magic potion or anything, but they smoked the night before, used it, passed. Figured it wouldn't hurt, right?
     
  5. #5 Dansire, May 15, 2013
    Drink lots of water before the test and drain the serpent a few times before hand. Then when you take the test start to piss and then begin filling the cup after you've let around half the tank out. Heard that helps too. 
     
  6. #6 Spyder, May 15, 2013
    Thanks for the reply man. I was planning on doing that since I heard the urine midstream doesn't contain as much as first contact.
     
    My plan of attack so far is eating beef before the test but not on the day of the test for the creatine, eating a lot of almonds up until I take the drink an hour before the test for vitamin b2 and fiber, and eating something small like a turkey sandwhich with a multivitamin about an hour or two before I take the drink, which will be an additional hour for it to supposedly be at max effectiveness.
     
  7. #7 Dansire, May 15, 2013
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    Thats a good plan, your fiber idea reminds me of something some people swear by. I think it called Gelatin, its just the stuff they use to make jam or something (its pretty much just fiber), easy to get a hold of at a grocery store i think. Anyways by mixing a whole pack of that in with a gallon of water and then chugging it will make you take a fat dump, but the idea is that for a certain time window your body will switch from urinating out its toxins to concentrating that all on the fiber in your up and coming growler. So you will piss clean for a a few hours or something. 
     
    I read on it.. seemed legit. 
     
  8. #8 Dansire, May 16, 2013
  9. #9 MileHighPotHead, May 16, 2013
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    Dude don't fret, you'll easily pass.  If there is, by some miracle, any reason you don't pass I'm sorry, but you should easily pass.
    I'm definitely no expert, but I am 6 feet tall and weigh 130 pounds.  Granted I haven't been tested for a while, but the last time I had I was shocked that I passed.  I smoked every day for 3 years and then randomly started getting tested by my work, they informed me one week prior of my test and said I would be fired upon failure.  The night before my friend and I blazed through eight grams to celebrate the new year. I was sure that I was completely screwed so I didn't even attempt to buy any detox products, all I did was quit for a week and prayed.  I passed, no traces.  I believe it was because of my metabolism, I can eat as much as I want all day long and I won't gain a pound. Another tip, if you are still scared, is to exercise a lot until the night before the test day.  THC stores in fat cells, so burn em fatty.  
    You'll probably be fine man, my 5 foot 10 friend passed a drug test last week after taking a two week break.  He's close to 190 pounds, if he can do it in two weeks I imagine someone who is taller and skinnier would have no problem whatsoever.
    At my job drug test I peed clear, it could be a coincidence, but they didn't say a word about dillution.  The only time that I have heard anyone get accused of diluting their pee was during a court mandated drug test by a Denver police officer.  If you pee clear it isn't like that is a for sure sign of a guilty conscience and a stoner trying to pass.  If they even mention dilution (which is unlikely) there are plently of excuses: excess water to cure illness, excess water along with exercise to attempt to build/cut muscle, and quite a few more.  
    Seriously man just don't smoke until after and I am 99.999999% sure that even a two week break would suffice.  
     
  10. #10 A Rational Psychopath, May 16, 2013
  11. #11 Spyder, May 16, 2013
     
    Thanks again man. Probably won't buy that gelatin stuff though, but it was a good read and I appreciate the contribution.
     
     
    That makes me feel a bit better! Thanks for sharing your experience. I was hoping another skinny person like myself would be able to chime in :)
     
     
    Already read it, but thanks anyways!
     
  12. #12 MileHighPotHead, May 16, 2013
    No problem man.  Good luck and everything, but I just can't see you failing it.  It's all about metabolism and activeness and by the sounds of it you've got that crazy fast metabolism like I do.  
    Once more, goodluck
     
  13. #13 Spyder, May 16, 2013
    Yeah I feel like I should be clear, but still a little worried. Not as much as before though.
     
    The test should be in a week or so, until then I'm going to be as physical as possible and eating healthy. Ordered some at home kits off amazon for a little peace of mind. Doubt they're that effective but it's just to make me feel better about taking the real test.
     
  14. #14 tk86high, May 16, 2013
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    Yeah I had a friend think of the same smart idea . He went back for the last interview after drug test to start training they told him we have good and bad news .
    Bad news u didn't get the job ,
    good news is ur Pregnant
     
  15. #15 tk86high, May 16, 2013
    I passed piss test and mouth swabs as long as it was a week since I smoked so u should be more then fine lol
     
  16. #16 tk86high, May 16, 2013
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  17. #17 BrassKnuckles, May 16, 2013
     
    Reminds me of this:
    http://boingboing.net/2012/11/08/positive-pregnancy-test-diagno.html
     
    I'm in basically the same boat as OP, and I'm 99% sure you'll pass.
     
  18. #18 Spyder, May 17, 2013
    Thanks a lot guys! I feel a lot better about passing this test now :)
     
  19. #19 AyoPhil, May 17, 2013
  20. #20 Spyder, May 21, 2013
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    I know nobody cares (no reason to lol) but i just got my test kits and passes with flying colors. Had a friend that's still smoking test his and he failed so I'm pretty sure I'll definitely pass!
     
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