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Can't afford to right now otherwise I would. I'm only basing my assessment on past experience. I applied for a job at a different store with the same company, had been smoking near constantly on a daily basis for almost a year, and was clean and passed the test in just a week. Another job was similar situation, and I passed a test three days after I stopped. I have a routine that has worked numerous times in situations where I was told it would take a month to get clean. I'm just asking if anyone knows if drug tests typically have a "test by" date before no longer being considered for employment if one is not explicitly given by the employer.

 

I couldnt tell you. I am interested in hearing your routine tho. Btw, dollar tree sells $1 dollar drug test and they are decent enough.

 

Helppppp
I hit one GB of some super fire bud to celebrate being done with probation and was honestly ripped off my ass. Long story short, My PO called and said due to a "technicality" my last UA was actually inconclusive and she needs me to take another one by 5pm TOMORROW. This will be 9 days after taking ONE GB hit. Before this I was clean and hadnt smoked for 6 weeks. What are my chances of passing this test? IM SO FUCKING SCARED OMG!!! Im a female, 5"5 120 pounds. Average body type. I drink plenty of water and take my vitamins but I dont excercise. I accidently failed once already for dillution for drinking one whole bottle of water before a test so Im really scared to drink TOO much. Ive taken 2 at home drug tests today both came back with a faint line with very light dillution. If Im passing the home tests, am I garunteed to pass the lab test or is it more sensitive than a home test?? And what is all this "faint line" vs "dark line" business?! How can a line thats barely there mean the same thing as a bold, dark line?

 

It is usually 72 hours from when you get the paperwork.

 

Well, you better get on it. Hopefully you are passing the 20ng test now. That will be a start.
Also, sweating alone does nothing. Sweat will be almost 99% water. You have to be in fasting mode, which means your body has no available fuel, then your body will tap into your fat for energy. This will realease the THC-HOOC which the test will be testing for. Just working out or sweating won’t do won’t increase the rate at which your body normally metabolizes. You WILL metabolize it, just slowly. If you want to increase this rate, which you should given your situation you need to be exerting yourself (running , elliptical, burpees, HIT training) while in a caloric deficit. Then eat healthy during your 6-8 hour window.

 

Good luck! I am interested in your results and progress so check into update.

Men just typically have a higher muscle/ fat ratio. It’s all about the body fat.

 

Hi, Im currently facing a misdemeanor B for possession and my attorney wants me to provide a urine test. Ive been smoking for 2 years and every day for at least a year, averaging couple grams a day. Ive recently been cutting down to once or twice a day but I know that or going cold turkey wont have much of an effect on my ability to pass any time soon. Im 5’ 7”, 125 lbs and have a pretty high metabolism. Im unable to exercise due to a couple back injuries. What are my options for passing? Im willing to sub urine and I already have a clean friend my age and sex willing to help out, should I get urine from him the day of the test? Any info would be awesome. Thanks for reading

 

Dollar tree are 50ng.
Did you dilute to get that ghost line?
Are you doing intermittent fasting?

Low carb is great but the 16-18 hour daily fasting will drop your insulin levels and cause your body to use fat as energy. I, myself have seen great results from fasting. I also lost zero muscle mass while doing it.

 

That’s good info, since you did zero dilution and it was first void of the day, a mid day void after a good dilution should provide a strong line.

 

- 140
- 5'8.5
- skinny
- 50 minutes of p.e. daily
- today
- 2 days ago
- smoked 2 days ago, and some random days from 2 weeks ago (about 5 times from last saturday to now)
I mixed dirty piss and water half and half (lab test) will this show up as positive or negative? Will this call for a retest?

 

Activated Charcoal - Why It Clears THC Metabolites - Prof of Pot

Read that article. It is the only Method I've ever read about that actually has backed testing with a control and multiple test subjects and it appears to work quite well.

 

correct. you will not want to give a diluted test. You may get away with it once with the courts but it will make them suspicious and if you gave another one you would for sure be in trouble. Why are you being tested for cannabis in the court system in Oregon??