Drug Test On The 23Rd

May 6? Relax dude.
 
A copy paste from an earlier post i made:
 
I would call myself a professional drug test cheater. I cheated for a half year (and many other times too) when i was taking regular urine tests once every two weeks. I passed every time. I even managed to pass a test when i had smoked around 1g of dank hash 5 days earlier. But on the other hand, i'm pretty tall and skinny and have a fast metabolism.
 
Here's what you want to do. Drink LOTS of water (especially before you're going to sleep), exercise daily, drink more water, repeat. You should wake up with a bladder that feels like it's about to explode. This is very important because your body is going to release more thc during those hours you're sleeping. You should stop exercising 3 days before the test, exercising will release more thc because you're losing fat. When you are at this stage ( 3 days before the test) you should drink more than lots of water (not dangerously much). Keep doing this.
 
When you reach the day you're going to take the test. Drink water like a motherfucker and urinate as much as possible. Keep your urinating going all the time because this will cause you to only piss water. NOW, you don't want your water to be transparent, or they will suspect you cheating. To get your urine yellow again you will need to take b vitamines. Don't take too much! This will make your urine golden-green. Looks fucked up i must say. Play around with the b vitamines as soon as possible to know how much you will need to take to make it yellow.
 
Result = Water "urine" that is yellow because of b vitamines.
 
Of course, the risk of you failing will increase if they send it to a lab analysis. I can't guarantee you will pass this but it's a very safe method if done correctly.
 
Good luck! You will feel so much win once you passed.

 

Don't come to L.A. The clinics out here can check back 90 days. One time i was clean for 2 and a half months. They found a "trace" of THC in my urine. I never got that job. Good luck bro!!!

 

Orange gatorade contains some vitamine b i think, but mostly vitamin c if i remember it correctly. I doubt that's enough.
 
It might work. but I suggest you should get some b vitamine pills instead.

 

Also, if it's not supervised, you're all good. Easy cheating. Just use somebody elses urine.

 

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