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Drug test next thursday, how can i pass

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by paraj333, Mar 18, 2014.

  1. #1 paraj333, Mar 18, 2014
    Hey guys just trying to get some help. Tried asking on a few other sites but I keep just getting bitched at for smoking. Long story short I was a hard smoker for the last two years, about 2 or 3 blunts a day. I stopped back in October because I went into the DEP process for the military. I was told I wouldn't have a MEPS date until summer, so I smoked about a half a gram of blue dream the weekend before last, and then less than half a gram of regs this last Saturday, I wasn't even close to high. Well my recruiter decides to call me yesterday and tell me ive got my MEPS date next Thursday, so now I'm tripping the fuck out. I've already started drinking almost 2 gals of water a day whether it works or not, I run 3-4 miles a day, swim about 500 m, and I'm getting creatine tonight. I'm 5'8 weigh 161 lbs, and my metabolism is very high. Can anyone tell me whether or not they think I'll be clean by next Thursday, any tips will also help.
     
  2. #2 Stormy Sea, Mar 18, 2014
    Last edited: Mar 18, 2014
    As long as you're thin you'll be fine; my uncle is a mechanic, about 6 foot, and he was clean in 2-3 days from drinking cranberry juice, taking B vitamins, and working out. 

    Just make sure you stop exercising the day before the test so that there are less THC metabolites passed into your urine (stored in fat, burning fat = leaves the body faster)

    Next Thursday is like a week and a half away, I think you''ll be alright, it wasn't that much and you'd just gotten off a break so.

    Unless you mean THIS thursday, which is in a few days... eek.

    Your best bet is to buy a cheap test, and take it a day or two before your actual test, so you know for sure if you need to try any drastic measures. Hahaha.
     
  3. #3 Jingo Dookstain, Mar 18, 2014
    Shove vitamins up your poop chute.
     
  4. #4 moreherb, Mar 18, 2014
    My recruiter gave me some stuff you drink to pass a mj piss test back in the day before it was tested for. In the military I used to take a pollutant that clouded my piss with untraceable substance.
     
  5. #5 mystonedmind, Mar 18, 2014
    i refer to you the guide i posted a long time ago. try googling first.
     
    first up, stop exercising and start eating. you want the thc left in your system to stay in your fat, not get released into your bloodstream!
     
    second, i kinda skimmed your thing but it seems like youve been smoking only occasionally, if this is the case you should be fine. really its a 50/50 shot though. ua's are insanely unreliable. if you really want you can dillute the holy hell out of your piss and get re-tested
     
  6. #6 paraj333, Mar 18, 2014
    Yeah I read exercising a day or two before your test floods your urine with THC so I'm stopping on Monday night. I do mean next Thursday, I've just been reading all these ways to cheat (niacin, creatine, detox, etc) and I can never get a straight answer. I was gonna attempt dillution the day of and also drink creatine because apparently that's what they check for if there is little color.
     
  7. #7 Koh, Mar 18, 2014
    it will be close, but you have a good shot. make sure you dont exercise the day of your test, and keep drinking water.
     

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