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Drug test MONDAY

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by s4tivadiva20, Mar 23, 2017.

  1. #1 s4tivadiva20, Mar 23, 2017
    I'm a everyday smoker and I have been for the past year and a half, and I had a job opportunity spring up out of the blue and I have an interview and drug test this Monday!
    Is there anyway I can detox fast enough to pass a urine test? I'll even go buy a detox kit if needed! (I'd rather not go that route)


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  2. #2 ibowtobacon, Mar 23, 2017
    No way in hell.
    Get clean piss or hope they do oral tests.
     
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  3. #3 Buzzer777, Mar 23, 2017
    Always wondered if a clone machine would work on a human...
    Call in WELL...weren't you just feeling to good to ruin it??
    Sorry, couldn't resist...Good luck and TG it is a job and not a probation hearing teat!
     
  4. #4 Thebiggen, Mar 28, 2017
    Do you know if you passed?
     
  5. #5 Quantary, Mar 28, 2017
    No chance in hell being daily toker for a year and half to piss clean in 4 days. Your fat cells are loaded with THC metabolites. Even if you have the metabolism of a hummingbird you won't be able to burn them off in time.

    Unless you're really crafty and can rig up a system with someone else's clean pee to come out warm, you're SOL. If you want a job where they test you, you're going to have to abstain for 3 - 4 weeks.
     
  6. #6 Thebiggen, Mar 28, 2017
    I haven't smoked for two weeks and I took a test today, do you think I could have passed? I know it's very inconclusive but I'm so nervous I can't sleep. 180 pound 5 foot 9, active 4 days a week..
     

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