Drug Test in 20hours!!!

Vinnager. Cranberry juice

 

You better go buy some synthetic piss, or get some clean urine from a friend.

 

you're gonna fail that bitch unless you cop some clean piss.

 

Yeah no. An everyday toker (up until 2 days ago) isn't going to pass a drug test tomorrow with some vinegar and cranberry juice.

 

Idk man wal mart is pretty legit they probably gonna make sure... i know its hard as hell to get on their trucking team.

 

SOL. Sorry.
You smoked only two days ago.

 

I would think you would look into a company and see if they drug test of you plan on working there, especially if you smoke everyday. Unless you get clean piss, you're fucked.

 

I also had to take a piss test to get a job at wal-mart one summer. There was no way I was getting clean so I had one of my friends piss in a condom and had him tie it off. I then strapped the piss filled condom to my body with duct tape about an hour before i had to take the test. Worked like a charm.

Edit: Also a few more tips, make sure you bring a pin or something that you can open the condom with, I had forgot this and had to open it with my teeth which you can imagine wasn't very pleasant. Also if I were you I would strap it to my chest right under my armpit and wear like 2 hoodies so it stays warm.

 

This. Any other method, your gonna fail and fall flat on your face. Get someone elses piss or dont bother going, bro.

 

this is pretty much one of the only ways strap that shit but shave your ... first..

bring a needle and poke a hole in it when your supposed to be pissing in it.

 

They held it for me, even shook it.

 

Chances are your gonna fail even if you try to substitute, i went for a drug test a little over a month ago and tried to sub and it came up low temp, the dude said they changed the rules so if its anything other then like -.2 or +.2 body temp then its an auto-fail, it used to have to be between like 90-100f...

 

When I did a piss test for walmart, it was also at a hospital. They do not watch you piss, (only PO's/government testers usually do that). They have you empty your pockets, and go into the bathroom with the cup. You close the door, and do your duty. They'll squirt blue die into the toilet, and tell you not to flush it. They also tell you not to run any water. After you do your duty, hand over the cup, seal it, initial the cup seal, and sign the paperwork, you can go back and wash your hands and put your shit back in your pockets.

 

Drug tests are infuriating, we know who they're trying to bust. Such bullshit. Should count as profiling.

 

i don't know if it's because i'm lucky, but in montreal, never did a job EVER even talked about a drug test, they just say: if you like to drink or smoke, please don't do it on the job

 

word all my jobs in toronto had no drug testing.


must be nation wide thing from dem' yanks.