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drug test help with verification?!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by KBP, Dec 18, 2010.

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  1. #1 KBP, Dec 18, 2010
    ok so i hav been threatened by multiple drug tests recently so ive been taking alot of precaurionary breaks.

    its an at home test so i know it shouldnt be impossible to trick. one my parents gave me in the past was a thc only that showed pos neg and not pee.
    now they said they want to test for other drugs (which i dont do), so it mite b a different one.

    now like ive said i have been taking breaks recently so i really want to smoke but this test is going to happen before christmas, and last time i smoked was last fri pretty heavily. im skinny so it should get out of my system faster.

    now finally my QUESTIONS! i cannot confirm this anywhere but will adding eyedrops make me test neg? about how much should i use? this is the most important question. also will peeing on a finger w bleach on it help? not worried about bleach on my hand. will taking advil really work?

    my idea is to add some water, and eyedrops and pee on a finger w bleach. i wil take advil b4 and drink alot before.

    ive read alot and getting detox stuff or payin a friend for pee is out of the question cuz im broke and all my friends smoke.

    now using these methods would it b incredibly stupid to smoke today? i know it wont help but will it reallymatter if i use this stuff? oh and if they use the cheap one will it test not pee? i feel like its cheap so as long as its not just straight water i should b fine.

    last any other reasonable and easy tips to passin? obv not smokin fo months is not gonna happen. if all else fails i can drop it in the toiket to break it and buy some time.
     
  2. #2 oldskoolgrower, Dec 18, 2010
    Nothing you add to it will make a positive sample turn negative. Back in the older days some of those tricks worked but not with modern tests.

    Just quit smoking, or move out.
     
  3. #3 jb5355, Dec 18, 2010
    find some clean pee and store it. im not sure but i dont think most at home drug tests have heat strips (may be wrong I havent pissed in a cup in a long time).
     
  4. #4 oldskoolgrower, Dec 18, 2010
    Actual urine is only good for about 24 hours. Storing it isn't a good option. Synthetic urine such as QuickFix is good for up to 2 years, but the OP said he didn't want to spend any money.
     
  5. #5 KBP, Dec 18, 2010
    i possibly hav 1 friend tht could get me pee. what happens after 24 hours tht makes it go bad. and would adding some pos pee to make it warm make it test pos or will it b to diluted

    and again my main question is about eyedrops! will it work cuz thts the easiest option for me.
     
  6. #6 jb5355, Dec 18, 2010
    you can store pee in the fridge for a lot more than a day im sure. when i had to take drug tests i pee in a cup, seel it up in a bag, than they put it in the fridge until they send it to the lab for analysis
     
  7. #7 KBP, Dec 18, 2010

    ok wel they rnt gonna send it to a lab thts a little extreme and i would hav to hide the pee in my room so i can get it for a test and it would b a lil suspicious if i just had a bottle of pee in my parents fridge:cool:
     
  8. #8 oldskoolgrower, Dec 18, 2010
    It degrades rapidly. Samples are shipped overnight to the lab for that very reason. It is still urine but it's easily detected as not having been fresh when the sample was taken.
     
  9. #9 KBP, Dec 18, 2010

    and just cuz its new, will a cheap ass test still not b able to b tricked? im talkin like a 15-20 buck one at cvs
     
  10. #10 oldskoolgrower, Dec 18, 2010
    Nothing you can add to it like bleach or eyedrops, etc. will fool it, even today's cheap tests. Like I said, stop smoking, move out, or buy synthetic urine.
     
  11. #11 KBP, Dec 18, 2010

    shit dude, thanks for the info but do u think id b able to pass a test after say 12-14 days of no smoke? im skinny and if i work out drink alot would i b fine?
    what about 4-5 days? thanks alot for the help man
     
  12. #12 oldskoolgrower, Dec 18, 2010
    Drink enough water and you'll probably be OK. No guarantee but probably.

    Personally I'd just refuse the tests after the first one came back clean. They can't legally force you to take one if you're over 18.
     
  13. #13 kav2, Dec 18, 2010
    well...if its that important...find someone who doesn't smoke who can pee for you... get a five hour energy bottle..a sweatband and a hand warmer. sweatband around your dick, with the five hour energy, and a handwarmer slipped in there somewhere(if the testing cup has a thermometer)...just unscrew the lid and dump it in and smoke a bowl.:smoke:
     
  14. #14 KBP, Dec 18, 2010
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    k sounds good. is adding water the same as drinking?

    and they arent legally trying to fuck me, just debating whether they should financially help me buying a ride, so i could refuse but then they wonthelp me out. its only 1000 bucks tht i need so its not tht big a deal i can just work
     
  15. #15 KBP, Dec 18, 2010

    i literally have 2 friends tht duznt smoke but one isntchill and the other isnt tht good a friend. one good friend hasbt smoked in like a month so thts my best bet
     
  16. #16 kashii, Dec 18, 2010
    make fake pee i think all you need is like water salt and food coloring, it wouldnt pass a test admisstered by a clinic but im pretty sure it would pass a drug test.

    step1- make said urine in a baggie (make sure its properly sealed and stays as such)
    step2- strap said baggie to your pelvic region
    step3- then when you take the test pull off corner over the cup so it slowly flows out
    step4- ????????
    step5- profit!

    best part is you could be high during the test (though i wouldnt recomend it)
     
  17. #17 0226bamboozled, Dec 18, 2010
    Dude if its for a car then definitely stop smoking. Think about it- not smoke for a bit and get a car or fail and have no car. I think the answer is pretty obvious.
     
  18. #18 jb5355, Dec 18, 2010
    this. it seems like an easy choice for me. but if its already too late than your gonna have to take a risk and try to pull a fast one.
     
  19. #19 jb5355, Dec 18, 2010
    can a cheap at home test differentiate between pee and other liquids?
     
  20. #20 oldskoolgrower, Dec 18, 2010
    Stay clean until you get the car. You have the rest of your life to enjoy cannabis responsibly. That means don't get all blazed and drive the new ride ;)
     
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