Drug test! dundundun!!

Discussion in 'General' started by Chief Skii, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. So i recently decided to join the Marines an didnt figure the process would roll so fast. What i mean by roll so fast is they want me to already take the ASVAB and MEPS drug testing D: which is usually done together or within a day of each other. So I was wondering, I weight 135 an i mean i have almost ZERO body fat like im a skinny mother fucker will marijuana still stay in what little fat cells I have for the dreaded "month"?? I smoked on monday an they might want me to take the MEPS test wensday so in possibly 8 days. Im drinking a shit ton of water an im drinking cranberry juice with it. Im poor so i cant afford to buy $50-$100 detox drinks that have a 50/50 chance of working, any good remedies, cheap good pills? ideas? or should I buy a drug test kit an test myself (well continuosly drinking water an cranberry juice) or just say, "Hey let me wait awhile before i do this." because if you fail the MEPS test you can never join the Marines an your life will become shit.

    PS
    I told the recruiter truthfully that i had smoked marijuana recently (any a buddy of mine says the recruiter i got will make me take a piss test so i dont fail the MEPS one) but I heard you can get a wavier for marijuana use. I have a minor possession to but they just said dont worry an to put it on the FBI background check.

    HELP?! as much as I enjoy marijuana im growing up an the Marines would mean a lot to me it would change my life for the good in ways i cant imagine so anything, past recent experiences, any information would help easy my worrying greatly

    PPS
    please no blathering about how you hate the military an how i could be coming home an a body bag, thanks :)
     
  2. man i would prob say you would pass if you ran (exercised) for about 30 mins today and tomorrow. to burn the little fat you ahve.


    then for the remainder of the time eat alot of food to make a clean layer of fat.


    then on day of test eat a big meal, so your body doesnt break down any dirty fat(that you dont have prob).




    you should bealright, but its your career switch if you need to
     

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