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Drug Test, Court Ordered

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by courtordered, Feb 8, 2009.

  1. #1 courtordered, Feb 8, 2009
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    Alright, so I have a drug test on Wednesday, and i'm afraid on which option to choose, to clean out my system, because I don't want a triggered dilution. Which way is the BEST way to make sure I pass, without questions asked?


    I smoke EVERY day; at least $5 to $10 (0.8 - 1.5 g/day)

    Please help!

    Thanks guys!

    By the way; I'm on the EST timezone; it's 11:50 AM, and Sunday
     
  2. #2 Col. Forbin, Feb 8, 2009

    there are ten vitamin and health stores in you area, hundreds of websites about this, and thousands of posts on each forum.;) just my 2 cents
     
  3. #3 thosevacanteyes, Feb 8, 2009
  4. #4 Col. Forbin, Feb 8, 2009

    that's a really cool kit, but wouldnt it be cheaper to get creative with a dildo?
     
  5. #5 courtordered, Feb 8, 2009
    I don't have the money for the fake dick set.


    I need real answers; I don't havethe time to exercise, but I was contemplating, will 2 spyke energy drinks + water + B2 work? If so, when should I do all of the three?
     
  6. #6 courtordered, Feb 9, 2009
    So, I went and bought the $49.99 drink from GNC called QCarbo32

    Does this drink work? What will? I need guarantees!
     
  7. #7 Col. Forbin, Feb 9, 2009

    This is a piss test, right?
     
  8. #8 courtordered, Feb 9, 2009
    Yep, this is a piss test; So, I really need to know if this drink works; or a guaranteed solution! Perhaps one of you guys is a GNC specialist or something?
     
  9. #9 Banana Blunt, Feb 9, 2009
    your only option is to not smoke

    /thread
     
  10. #10 PsychiatricWard, Feb 9, 2009
    yeah have you ever even considered that? lmao wowowowow
     
  11. #11 alaskanman, Feb 9, 2009
    A head shop should have SUNFREE DETOX, I have use it two times for a piss test at work and it worked both times.
     
  12. #12 Col. Forbin, Feb 9, 2009
    i would say try the detox kit, drink alot of water, green tea, or strawberry/orange/pomegranate juice, and yes... stop smoking is really the most important one in there
     
  13. #13 courtordered, Feb 9, 2009
    So, I should drink the QCarb032, now, and drink alot of water afterwords?
     
  14. #14 Col. Forbin, Feb 9, 2009

    unless there's something about overconsumption of fluids on the kit instructions, i don't see a problem, but i'd like someone with more experience with this sort of thing to fill in the holes because i've never had to urine dt without at least a month's notice, and never had any other kind.
     
  15. #15 suburbantoker, Feb 9, 2009
    read the directions.. i know researching obviously isn't your specialty but... just read the fuckin directions
     
  16. #16 Dcud53, Feb 9, 2009
    Dilution would be your best bet, found this guide on another website and take on credit for writing it.

    DILUTION: aka WATER LOADING
    FOR BEST RESULTS ABSTAIN FOR A BARE MINIMUM OF 48 HOURS BEFORE THE TEST AND THE LONGER, OF COURSE, THE BETTER YOUR CHANCES.

    Time permitting, 2-3 days before the test you will want to begin raising you Creatinine levels. Creatine, which metabolizes into Creatinine in 24-48 hours, can be raised with red meat and/or Creatine supplement, available on line or at nutritional food stores. The amounts of Creatinine metabolites are measured as part of the urine integrity check (the check to see if the sample is urine and if it is diluted). Creatinine level must be 20mg/dl or greater. 200-250mg/dl ranges are ‘my' normal.

    Step 1. 4-12 hours before the test take 4 aspirin (not Tylenol or Advil). This step may be repeated every 4-6 hours up until 4 hours before the test.
    Step 2. 3-4 hours before your test, start by drinking 2, 8oz. glasses of water. Water can be substituted for with Cranberry or fruit juice, power or gator aid, teas or even soft drinks. Then drink another 8oz. every 15 minutes for the next hour for a total of 6 glasses of water (48oz).
    Step 3. In about 1 - 2 hours (depending on your system) you should be voiding ‘clear' urine about every 15 - 20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 oz. more water to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes.
    Step 4. 1-2 hours before the test, take vitamin B2 or B complex (about 10 times the daily recommended dosage). If the vitamins are time release, crush them before taking. You may also take vitamin B with each glass of water, 2 times the daily dosage, if you find it easier.

    That's it. Within 30 - 45 minutes of taking your vitamins, if you took your vitamin B in 1 dose, your pee should turn from clear to "vitamin" yellow and remain so for the next 2-4 voids. Be sure you have voided diluted urine at least 3-4 times before you test. It is always best to do a practice run as everyone is different and times may vary. Good luck, remember to post your results, and don't forget that a diluted results, while not the results wanted, IS NOT a failed results but may require a re-test. For more info on diluting/water loading, go to
    Hope that helps!!! N2

    PS There is no absolutely 100% effective dilution method. That includes ‘detox', ‘xxx carbo' or ‘super flush' magic potions.
     

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