Hi girls ever hear of the diva cup. It's a new thing for your periods. It's a cup that goes inside and collects the shit. (really eco friendly and safe!) So my early morning fucked up idea is if you are ever in need to take a test and you know your dirty. Get a friends who is not and have them pee in a zip lock bag. But then put the beg in the cup, put the cup up in side, so it will stay warm…… Fuck a duck I'm Stoned.
lol careful your friend dont have aids, and wouldnt it be easier to have her piss in a little bottle? and shove that shit up there?