Drug Court

people from the courts will literally want to see piss leaving your dick and into the cup. its fucked up, but thats how it works. get some detox & follow all directions on the box to a T in order to have the best chance at passing a whiz quiz.


lawyer yourself up. idk the whole situation but you definitely want to make that felony disappear.

 

I shot you not they make a device that you slip on like underwear but it's got a small liquid tank an a fake dick coming out ad you just squeeze the dick and the fake pee or clean pee comes out of the dick so the officer or what'ever will see your "dick"

 

Drug court is the most intense probation you can be put on.I would quit smoking for sure,because they are probably going to test you randomly if not weekly.Just comply with it,because if you dilute your tests or piss dirty you are going to prison more than likely,not jail.

 

maybe you could trick a rookie with that or the insurance lady taking piss tests for workman's comp....but i dont think that would fly while taking a piss test for the courts. those people that watch you take the piss tests know the tricks.

for insurance or whatever the fake dick works great, im not disagreeing there......pissing for the law is a totally different story.

 

I know a guy on drug court. He gets tested twice a week and even tested for alcohol. shit suuuckks

 

im finishing up mine. i got tested every week for 6 months.