Drove past an oncoming cop mid-toke today

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by TheReckoningDay, Oct 11, 2010.

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  1. #1 TheReckoningDay, Oct 11, 2010
    And she didnt see me! I was cruisin with a buddy on an empty road this afternoon, I grabbed the bowl, my friend grabbed the wheel and I was inhaling and an oncomning fucking cop car, McHenry County Sheriff, rolled by and I looked at her with the bowl an inch away from my mouth and I was like :eek: Shit! Shit! Shit! Fuck! Were Fucked man! She was staring straight the whole time, didnt fuckin see me! :cool:
    And I was as happy as a motherfucker when we realized she wasnt turning around

    :smoke:
     
  2. #2 Taylored, Oct 11, 2010
    Cool Story Bro.
     
  3. #3 DillonG, Oct 11, 2010

    I knew this was coming after, "and she didn't she me!"
     
  4. #4 StimulateMyMind, Oct 11, 2010
    Interesting read, cousin.
     
  5. #5 livelaughlearn, Oct 11, 2010
    bro story cool 1471524-cool_story_bro_super.png
     
  6. #6 winkee420, Oct 11, 2010
    Sounds like a great dodge to me.
     
  7. #7 Demented, Oct 11, 2010
    You got lucky my friend.
     
  8. #8 Dirt Blunts, Oct 11, 2010
    haha yea one time I was cruisin with a buddy on an empty road this afternoon, I grabbed the bowl, my friend grabbed the wheel and I was inhaling and an oncomning fucking cop car, McHenry County Sheriff, rolled by and I looked at her with the bowl an inch away from my mouth and I was like Shit! Shit! Shit! Fuck! Were Fucked man! She was staring straight the whole time, didnt fuckin see me!
    And I was as happy as a motherfucker when we realized she wasnt turning around
     
  9. #9 Elixsor, Oct 11, 2010
    Wat??
     
  10. #10 hiimhi, Oct 11, 2010
    Haha You're pretty lucky man good thing she didn't see you :p
    I've had too many close encounters with cops
     
  11. #11 tokin jax, Oct 11, 2010
    and??
     
  12. #12 kushMan89, Oct 11, 2010
    Haha lucky break!!! McHenry IL?
     
  13. #13 Rasta Buds, Oct 11, 2010
    Why does everyone think that saying cool story bro is funny? :confused:
     
  14. #14 8MilesHigh, Oct 11, 2010
    haha wow. reminds me of a time when my buddy was drivin on an empty road with me sittin shotgun. my friend grabbed the bowl and inhaled and i grabbed the wheel and an oncomning fucking cop car, McHenry County Sheriff, rolled by and I looked at her with the bowl an inch away from my mouth and I was like :eek: Shit! Shit! Shit! Fuck! Were Fucked man! She was staring straight the whole time, didnt fuckin see me! :cool:
    And I was as happy as a motherfucker when we realized she wasnt turning around
     
  15. #15 N1ck, Oct 11, 2010

    At least it wasn't a Kane County sheriff, you would have been arrested, and your anal virginity would be at stake.
     
  16. #16 FireInYourLungs, Oct 11, 2010
    Jesus, that's the craziest thing! Once I was cruisin with a buddy on an empty road, *****, I grabbed the bowl, my friend grabbed the wheel and I was inhaling and an oncomning fucking cop car, McHenry County Sheriff, rolled by and I looked at her with the bowl an inch away from my mouth and I was like Shit! Shit! Shit! Fuck! Were Fucked man! She was staring straight the whole time, didnt fuckin see me!
    And I was as happy as a motherfucker when we realized she wasnt turning around
    :hello:
     
  17. #17 TheReckoningDay, Oct 11, 2010
    Fuck off
     
  18. #18 Devoke, Oct 11, 2010
    Watch your language.
     
  19. #19 TheReckoningDay, Oct 11, 2010
    Haha yea yea! We were in Crystal Lake, IL, 10-15 mins tops away from Mchenry
     
  20. #20 okil, Oct 11, 2010
    my cousin lives in mchenry. or johnnsburg? not sure ha. i go out there quite a bit.

    small world. :wave:
     
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